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What is Technoblade?
A YouTuber that mainly plays bedwars, skywars, blitz survival games, skyblock, and some more all on the Hypixel Network on Minecraft java edition. Commonly uses the phrase "nerd". Has PIG++++++++++++ rank. (if only that many +s...) Has over 1M subscribers. Friends with Skeppy, TimeDeo, etc. Also gets very mad when TimeDeo takes their 50M coins in the bank in Hypixel Skyblock and does something dumb with it. (50M Midas Sword, 50M Flower Minion, well actually 40M but thats what he doesn't want you to believe, and jumping into the void with it.) Started channel on October 28, 2013. over 500 videos.
NERD
technoblade: *hits player off island or kills them when they don't know* rekt NERDDDDD
technoblade in bedwars: *tnts bed, jumps down, breaks bed, and kills all of the teams players and survives* I AM A GOD!
technoblade in skyblock: ah, finally 50 million coins in the bank every time i see a glimpse of happiness, TimeDeo justs- *0 coins in bank* *sees TimeDeo* COME BACK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Technoblade - meme gif
Technoblade - video
Technoblade - what is it?
RIP 1999–2022
Technoblade never dies for We will remember him forever.
(Probably the only unanimously amazing minecraft youtuber in the world)
Most known for:
Dream SMP
Minecraft Monday Minecraft Championship
Being the Second Worst Thing That Happened To The Orphans
Hypixel Sky Block and the Potato War
Hypixel PvP(Skyblock/Bedwars)
Being an Awesome Person
Famous Quotes
"I dropkicked that child in self defence....Please Officer you gotta believe me"
"Technoblade never dies."
"Do not put your plans and techniques in a youtube video, you fool, you moron"
"If Hypixel has taught me something, it's that if you have a problem, the answer is slavery." (Skyblock: The Great Potato War)
"NOT EVEN CLOSE"
"Let's cyberbully some nerds."
"WHAT A NERRRD!"
If you wish to defeat me, train for another 100 years."
"Dude, these orphans are getting destroyed."
”Let’s play a relevant game, like Grinch Simulator.”
I obviously can't fit how amazing he was here so to know more SUBSCRIBE TO TECHNOBLADE and go watch some of his videos while you are at it!
Technoblade was a legend.
What does "Technoblade" mean?
Probably the best Minecraft player to ever live. He won the Potato War, He reached a win streak of 1,000 in bedwars (he could've gotten more, he just got bored of it), he beat Dream, he beat Minecraft with a steering wheel, he reached 10M subscribers but sadly, the one thing he couldn't beat was cancer.
R.I.P Technoblade. Alex (his real name) may be dead but Technoblade never dies.
Technoblade - what does it mean?
Part of the holy trinity of Minecraft, a group of godly beings who control the three elements of minecraft: building, redstone, and PvP. Technoblade is known to control the PvP element of minecraft, with his colleagues Grian and Mumbo Jumbo controlling the other two elements, building and Redstone respectively. His signature battle cry is "Technoblade neva dies!!!" striking a dark, inescapable fear to all of his opponents.
JunkyJanker: Oh shit techno is only like 100 meters away (runs in opposite direction)
Technoblade: Technoblade nevaa diesss!!! (attacks Jankus out of nowhere)
JunkyJanker: (resigns himself to his inescapable fate)
Technoblade - meaning
A non that plays Minecraft. Known for his PVP “skills” and his hot elbows.
Destroyed a guy with slightly more subs than him in a 1v1.
Oh and also beat the owner of the largest server in a 1v1 too but who cares about that.
“Woah look at that badass”
“You mean Technoblade?”
Technoblade - definition
Technoblade is a Minecraft YouTuber who reached 3 million subscribers on October 16th, 2020.
Technoblade is also known as “Techno”, “TechnoThePig”, and “The Blade”. He tends to call other people nerds even though he is one. He also has sworn revenge against all orphans for killing his parents when he was a child out of jealousy.
Techno completes the “Holy Trinity” of Building, Redstone, and PvP in Minecraft along with Grian and Mumbo Jumbo.
Techno is part of a group called “Sleepy Bois Inc.” with streamers Wilbur Soot, Ph1LzA, and TommyInnit.
He has many notable achievements such as:
- Winning Minecraft Monday 4 times
- 1,400+ Bedwars winstreak
- Winning Minecraft Championships twice
- Participating in Minecraft Ultimate and getting 116 team kills, smashing the previous record of 19, 47 of which were his own. His team also raised $11,000 out of $36,000 for charity.
- Farmed 500 million potatoes in Hypixel Skyblock, winning the potato war by 88 million potatoes.
- Is the second best Skywars player
- Beat Minecraft hardcore mode with a steering wheel.
- Defeated Dream, Skeepy, and Hypixel in a duel.
- Conquering the entire world on SMP Earth
Techno recently joined Dream’s SMP server to help Wilbur Soot and TommyInnit, fellow members of Sleepy Bois Inc, to revolt against democratically elected leaders.
Technoblade’s current goal is to reach 10 million subscribers in order to get PIG rank on Hypixel, the most popular Minecraft Server
Someone: Who is the best at Minecraft PvP?
Sentient beings: Technoblade
Technoblade - slang
An utter unit of a specimen who will destroy orphans for skywars coins.
Guy: Potato
Technoblade: Yes technoblade never loses
Technoblade
A pig who never dies.
Also know for having a stack of enchanted orphans on Hypixel skyblock.
*Player is in the middle of a skywars game*
"Wow I have a full set of enchanted diamond armour and an enchanted diamond sword!"
"I'm surely gonna win!"
*A player with a pig skin comes charging towards the middle*
"Technoblade nevaaa diesss"
Technoblade gets his 500 win streak.
Technoblade
The second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.
"It sure does suck to be an orphan and be constantly murdered by Technoblade"
Technoblade
A sentient pig who plays skywars and stabs orphans, sacrificing their blood to the blood god.
Technoblade can neither confirm nor deny memorizing gift locations in grinch simulator.