Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Potato?

A man's bulge in his pants. A word generally used incognito between friends whilst in public, after noticing a rather large (or small) bulge.

"Wow...he has a big potato".
"Omg, that guy has no potato at all".

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Potato - meme gif

Potato meme gif

Potato - video


Potato - what is it?

Someone named potato is the most powerful being in the universe and can destroy entire galaxies with just a thought.
You do not want to mess with a potato. You will most likely be killed.

Man, i'm kind of scared of that Potato dude, i heard he kills anyone who puts pineapple on pizza.

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What does "Potato" mean?

A potato is the only meaning of life (true)!!!

POTATO!!!!!!!

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Potato - what does it mean?

What an insane person thinks their species is

Person 1-- I'M A POTATO!!!!!!
Person 2--(behind person 1's back) he is a total wacko

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Potato - meaning

The source of very crappy Youtube videos, AKA 240p

MAN 1: Hey I finished uploading my video on Youtube, check it out!
MAN 2: Whoa! I told you before not to record videos with a god damn potato!

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Potato - definition

A word that can be used in place of other words such as stupid, retarded, etc. Potato, or potatoes if the situation calls for it, can be used as an adjective to describe a person or an event/series of events.

"That was some potatoes right there"

"Last night was so full of potatoes"

"Are you with potatoes right now?"

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Potato - slang

Someone who's forever alone and no one would want to touch with a 10 ft stick.

I am a Potato.

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Potato

A person who is brainless and unaware of anything.

Person 1: Why is the new girl in the lower maths?
Person 2: Shes a potato.
Person 1: I'm so lucky that I'm not a potato.

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Potato

An object of poor quality. Usually a video camera or a microphone.

"This youtube video quality sucks. Was it filmed with a potato?"

"The voice acting in this cartoon sucks. Did they record the voices with a potato?"

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Potato

Food of the gods which have been blessed to us. A religious item that can be used in ceremonies.

The naked witches danced around the holy potato.

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