Definder - what does the word mean?

What is religious?

Completing an action without really thinking it through. Just like how religious people ignore reality to follow a faith.

Before performing on stage, I would religiously down a box of wine.

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Religious - what is it?

A person who is religious has the following symptoms, being religious is a mental disorder that varies from almost unnoticeable to extremely religious:

A strange incapability of using logic to find things out.

A brainwashed attitude, absolutely refusing to hear anything against said religion.

A tendency to barely even think for themselves, preferring to use said religion instead to steer them through life, this trait in particular is so annoying that they hardly even socialize with people not belonging to said religion.

A bond with fellow religious people that is so strong, they'd vote people like George Bush to president because he belongs to their religion even though he's a dumbfuck.

A (varyingly strong) lean towards right wing politics.

And lastly an urge to spread their religion to other people.

Normal person: The big bang created the universe
Severely religious person: No GOD created humans it says so in the BIBLE!
Normal person:You believe that?! theres no proof!
Severely religious person:Yes I do you have to BELIEVE in god!

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What does "religious" mean?

Gullible and easily manipulated into viewing things in archaic traditional fashion rather than how science has proven them to be.

Ugh, my mother is religious; she believes in a higher power orchestrating the chaos of the universe and life despite the perfectly logical explanations provided by science.

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Religious - what does it mean?

An insane retarded person with their head in the clouds who believes "god" answers prayers and is the answer to everything

Anne Frank thanked god for her religious believes while villain germans were living it up while she and others suffered

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Religious - meaning

Someone who is very religious, or passionate about their faith.

"My grandma wants to take me to church this weekend, she's such a religy"

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Religious - definition

Impervious to logical reasoning.

1. Person A: Scientists have come to the conclusion that the Earth is 4.5 billion years old.
Person B: Lies, it says on the bible that God made the Earth 5,000 years ago.
Person A: Yeah, he also sent his zombie son (who happens to be his own father) to tell you to bow down, drink his blood and eat his flesh, or else you'll burn for the rest of eternity. You religious nut.

2. Tom Cruise and John Travolta are religious scientologists.

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Religious - slang

Being scrupulous and faithful .

He stared at the full moon , every month , religiously .

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Religious

Religious person short form. Someone who believes in gods, or a god, or in cases like scientology, space aliens that one bases their life around. Someone who bases their life on an afterlife.

Example would be: Three different kinds of religies are christian religies, hindu religies and muslim religies.

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Religious

doing something on a regular basis.
doesnt just have to be about religion.

she does her homework religiously to get inna good college.

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Religious

(Adj.) Something which is both hilarious and deeply saddening.

'Jesus Camp' was religious.

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