What is orphans?

Orphanation, or orphanate, is the term used for creating an orphan. For example, if you kill a child's parents, you would've orphanated the child.

Phil: "Hey, i orphanated that brat who was mean to us yesterday! :)"
Jim: "You.... WHAT?!"
Phil: "Yeah i committed orphanation :D!"
Jim: "WHAT THE FUCK PHIL-?!"

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Orphans - what is it?

1.(adj) Lacking in quality;Bad; Not deserving of love and affection.
2. (n.) A child exhibiting these qualities.

1. Getting kicked in the nuts is totally orphan.
2. Look at that orphan, let's spit on him.

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What does "orphans" mean?

That one piece of shit that wont stop asking you for a dollar

Fuck that orphan man

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Orphans - what does it mean?

The Orphan is an expert form of masturbation developed at the dormitory of Shasta College. It is rumored to be practiced by Tom Cruise and Lady Gaga.

It is an evolved form of the move "The Stranger" in which the arm stays underneath during the entirety of your performance.

Steps for performing The Orphan:
First, find a comfortable chair.
Second, reach your hand underneath your rear end until it becomes numb and you lose feeling, while still retaining motion,
Third, grab your penis between your legs.
Fourth, move your hand back and forth while continuing to squeeze firmly.
Fifth, do not remove your hand at any point in time.