Definder - what does the word mean?

What is family?

group of people who have all been inside the same vagina.

-creation of family-
Dad comes in vagina

Child come out

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Family - what is it?

The close relationships among a body of human beings through blood. Usually are annoying and invasive around the holidays.

"You can pick your friends, but you can't pick your family. Unless you kill them, marry somebody and procreate to start a new one."

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What does "family" mean?

eaters of my meals and unwanted sharers of my desrt.

i hate my family they eat my food.

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Family - what does it mean?

A dysfunctional group of narcissistic morons hell bent on making you insane.

My family sucks.

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Family - meaning

A word used to force you to do things you don't want to do.

1. So you're going to leave your family just like that?
2. You have to forgive him he's your family, who cares if he shit in your cereal and raped your dog.

Family is overrated.

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Family - definition

people you love and love you back, not neccessarily blood or biological, but you trust them and they trust you, and they take care of you and you take care of them.

i live with a mom,dad,sister,brother, but my family is you guys(my friends)

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Family - slang

A bunch of people who hate each other and eat dinner together.

I have to go to a family function.

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A bunch of people who are forced to talk to each other. Half the people want to strangle each other. You often like the pet better than you like the people. The worst part is the dreaded family reunion where you meet family members you didn't even know you the one drug addict or the one member of your family that managed to get into Harvard.

I don't wanna go to this family dinner.

I wanna strangle my brother.

I like my dog much better than I like my siblings

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It's not necessarily about who's blood you have, or who you're forced to spend the holidays with. It's about people you love and they love you back. You'll always be there for your family when they need you, and they'll always be there for you. Blood related or not.

We're so close that I consider her family.

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A group of people, usually of the same blood (but do not have to be), who genuinely love, trust, care about, and look out for each other. Not to be mistaken with relatives sharing the same household who hate eachother. REAL family is a bondage that cannot be broken by any means.

Family relationships:

Parents actually enjoy spending time with their children. They help them help themselves make it into the world successfully.

Siblings look out for and love one another. Older siblings generally help take care of younger siblings.

The children respect their parents. The parents deserve their respect.

Spouses married each other out of love not for money, social status, or fantasies of fancy weddings.

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