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What is family reunion?
A family reunion in Alabama is when aunt Samantha and uncle Jimmy along with all the brothers and sisters have a big fucking orgy
Hey you’re going to go to the Family reunion In Alabama later Yes
family reunion - video
Family reunion - what is it?
When you and the rest of your family gather together on a nice country night and proceed with a loud and proud family orgy.
Can't wait for Easter! I always loved Alabama family reunions!!
What does "family reunion" mean?
Incest committed by a large group of family or close relatives.
"I walked into my friends house and saw a Alabama Family Reunion, his sister was all up inside him."
Family reunion - what does it mean?
When you get together with family members. A reminder as to why you moved away in the first place.
Also known as "Southern Speed Dating".
Friend: "Man, I don't want to go to my family reunion."
Me: "Why not?"
Friend: "My uncle... He has a problem with touching...."
Family reunion - meaning
The shittiest event you will ever have to attend. You will meet people you dont know and they will be the worst people ever
Bill: i have a fucking family reunion this weekend.
Jim: that sucks
Bill : yah theyll be fucking retards.
Family reunion - definition
Where your parents/grandparents make you go to be around people you have never seen in your life.
At home... || You: No mom, no! I'm not going somewhere that has old women who I've never met before pinching my cheek!
Mom: *trying to pull you of the staircase banister* You're...going...and...that's...FINAL!!
You: *being dragged to the car* NO!!!
At the Family Reunion...
Some old lady that's related to you: *grabs your cheek with finger nails that feel like electricity* So cute! She looks exactly like her aunt Myrtle!
You: *to yourself* Who the hell is Myrtle?! *then out loud* Help I need an adult who isn't covered in wrinkles!
Family reunion - slang
The awkward get together your parents make you go to where you stand around for hours with random relatives, some of which you either despise or don't actually know.
They come up to you and shout random things and kiss your cheeks.
Mom- You have to go to the family reunion! You have no choice!
(Later...)
Aunt Sally- My! You've grown! You look just like your Uncle Rufus!
Kid- Oh thanks!
Then, to him/herself: ...Rufus is the ugliest fuck I've ever met...
Family reunion
a short but catchy song by blink-182, in which every word is a curse word.
chorus: shit piss fuck cunt cock sucker mother fucker tits fart turd and twat!
tyler- "tits fart turd and twat"
josh- "what are you singing?"
tyler- "family reunion by blink-182"
josh- "whats a twat?"
tyler- "you dumnass"
Family reunion
when you have sex with your partner in front of their family
wanna have a family reunion tonight?
Family reunion
A euphemism for winding up back inside since prison has provided some with the only family they will ever have.
My sentencing is scheduled for tomorrow and I suspect I will wind up having another family reunion as a result.