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What is Child?
Another word for kid: feels awkward sometimes.
grandma "Hello baby child"
kid "Um" *awkward* "Hi grandma"
Child - meme gif
Child - video
Child - what is it?
A word which here means "A life full of peace, freedom, warm hugs, spending your summers outside, and not having to worry about 'is this on my diet?' "
Person 1: There goes my 4 year old niece!
Person 2: Ahhh, I miss the days when I was a child
Person 1: Don't we all
What does "Child" mean?
Tommyinnit is simply a screeching child.
Child - what does it mean?
A child is somone who, if they are younger than you: regardless of by how much, what grade, gender or height.
Your birthday is a day before mine, you're such a child
Child - meaning
In ones opinion, it can be either a lovely gift sent down from the heavens, or it can be a curse that leeches off ones self. "Child" is also a term for a human from the age of 1-18 With the stages of: Newborn, Toddler, Child, Teen, and Adult. a Child is Created when a man and a woman have sexual intercourse and the mans sperm reaches the womans ovary. Thereon, it takes an average of 9 months for the Child to be born. Then, it goes through the stages mentioned above, Newborn, Toddler, Child, Teen and Adult.
in the teen years the "Child" Experiences Puberty, which takes about 1-3 years from the devolopment of teen to Adult. The age Scales for these are: Newborn: 1 month-1 Year Child Toddler: 2-4 yhears old. Child: 5-12 years old. Teen: 13-17 Adult: 18+
A Child Lives all the way from The sperm in a womans egg to the old man Leaning on his cane
Child - definition
I am a child.
You are the adults who pretend to love them but call them STDs and subhumans on urban dicionary.
You are also pretty good actors, you had me fooled for a while.
So here's my question. Weren't you a child before?
dumb grownup: Hahaha children are the worst STD lololol
smart child: hahaha you dissed yourself you used to be one
Lololol
Child - slang
The manifest divine wrath of a vengefull God in punishment for screwing.
God: Thou shalt button up thine fly or I shall become wroth with thee!
Guy: Uhhh, nay(?)
Child: Wah, scream, crap, cash drain etc...
Guy: Oh crud
God: I told thee...
Chick: Wheres my 75% share of your salary?
Guy: Oh crud
God: DONT say I didnt tell thee...
Child
A human being who is not yet fully mature. Often thought of as inferior to adults and dull-witted, hence generation after generation of people are becoming more and more stupid.
Child: i'm a happy and undomesticated human!
Society: *crushes spirit*
Child
A person who is under the age of 18 or 13.
Hi I'm 12! BACK OFF CHILD
Child
Tommyinnit is a Child