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What is shit ninja?When some takes a number 2 so quickly and quietly that the person must have the shitting skills of a Ninja. Lawrence, you were in the bathroom for 30 seconds and you have created an odour that reminds me of a dumpster behind an Indian restaurant. That Ninja shit was so quick and quiet that I hardly noticed that you were gone. shit ninja - videoShit ninja - what is it?Any persons, male or female, who deposits fecal matter that has such strong nauseating odor that he/she has to lift the front of their shirt to cover their nose, therefore resembling a ninja. "Man, after I ate all of that limberger and ice cream I had to run to the bathroom and take a smelly ninja shit. What does "shit ninja" mean?While at work or at the house of someone new you are dating, sometimes you don't want to have a loud shit. So, it is neccessary to be stealth like clenching your ass cheeks together to eliminate trumpet-like farts or take your dump very slowly so as to minimize the sounds of fecies hitting the water. Phil: the walls are so thin at work I'm always ninja shitting. Shit ninja - what does it mean?When you wipe after you shit and the paper comes out clean... Like the shit was never there... mysterious and stealthy... I love it when I take a ninja shit... I only have to wipe once! Shit ninja - meaningTo sneak into the bathroom while someone is mid-shower, take a shit, and exit, leaving only the scent of shit wafting about the bathroom on the steamy air to announce the shitter's presence. "God dammit! Brian ninja shit me again." Shit ninja - definitionwhat douchebag video game nerds call you when they cant think of anything else to say. video game nerd: why did you trip me down the stairs jackass? Shit ninja - slangHe who shits in close proximity to others without being noticed. Guy 1: Who in the hell shit on my shoe? Shit ninjaThe evil bandits that shit in one's mouth over the course of a night, leading to the not-so-fresh feeling we all know as morning breath. The ninjas camp out longer after one participates in a night of drinking or other elicit activity. Man, the shit ninjas really got me last night. Shit ninjaThe art of taking a shit or farting without your boyfriend, husband or roomates knowing you did so. Only females can be shit ninjas "Dude my wife is a shit ninja, we've been married 2 years and to my knowlege she hasnt shit once." Shit ninjaSomeone who sits in a public toilet taking a shit as silently as possible, not moving around or making any noise, with the intent of catching someone doing something embarrassing thinking they are not there. Joe: *walks into bathroom, thinking nobody is in there* |
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