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What is ninja shit?
When a man and a woman love each other very much they often engage in sexual acts. This is known as a Ninja shit pucn
Preperation:
The man needs to have a shit that is about the same size as his erect penis. Remove the said shit from the toilet and put it in the freezer for later.
Once your woman is home remove said shit from freezer and place under pilow (or easy access to wherever the act is going to take place).
The Act:
Once you and your partner are engaged in sexual contact you begin to have anal sex. The man teases the woman by coming all the way out and back in again. After about the 4th time, stealthily grab the shit and shove it in her anus.
Whilst she still thinks your inside her stealthily run up and turn on the light. Run toward her shout "Ninja" and punch her in the face.
The End
Ninja Shit Punch, enough said
ninja shit - video
Ninja shit - what is it?
When you have finished going Number Two, and suddenly feel more on the way.
"Man, got half way out when I got struck by Ninja Shits"
What does "ninja shit" mean?
When you take a fast, odorless, silent shit that has almost no residue when wiping.
I had to take a shit at school and it was a Ninja Shit, thank god.
Ninja shit - what does it mean?
Where you shit so fast, it'll seem like you never left where you were.
If you're on the job and you have to go, but you're afraid to leave.... take a ninja shit.
Ninja shit - meaning
When some takes a number 2 so quickly and quietly that the person must have the shitting skills of a Ninja.
Lawrence, you were in the bathroom for 30 seconds and you have created an odour that reminds me of a dumpster behind an Indian restaurant. That Ninja shit was so quick and quiet that I hardly noticed that you were gone.
Ninja shit - definition
While at work or at the house of someone new you are dating, sometimes you don't want to have a loud shit. So, it is neccessary to be stealth like clenching your ass cheeks together to eliminate trumpet-like farts or take your dump very slowly so as to minimize the sounds of fecies hitting the water.
Phil: the walls are so thin at work I'm always ninja shitting.
Sarah: Yeah, I totally understand.
Ninja shit - slang
When you wipe after you shit and the paper comes out clean... Like the shit was never there... mysterious and stealthy...
I love it when I take a ninja shit... I only have to wipe once!
Ninja shit
Its when you take a big solid shit kicking its way out of your ass, the head sticks out of the water and you think (i'm gonna need a plunger to beat this fucker down), thers no need to wipe, and when you fush it disappears in a cloud of brown mist!
The ninja shit almost made me shit my pants, i got it out and went to beat it down with a plunger and the fucker disappeard in a cloud of mist!
Ninja shit
Any persons, male or female, who deposits fecal matter that has such strong nauseating odor that he/she has to lift the front of their shirt to cover their nose, therefore resembling a ninja.
"Man, after I ate all of that limberger and ice cream I had to run to the bathroom and take a smelly ninja shit.
Ninja shit
To sneak into the bathroom while someone is mid-shower, take a shit, and exit, leaving only the scent of shit wafting about the bathroom on the steamy air to announce the shitter's presence.
"God dammit! Brian ninja shit me again."