Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Ninja?

n. A warrior originating from feudal Japan who specializes in the art of stealth, assassination, sabotage, and molesting people without them even noticing. Ninjas are around anymore, but the term can still be used to describe one who is very sneaky, clever, sly or just a bad ass in general.

Here are a few requirements a Ninja would have had to live up to when they were active:

1. Ninjas must be able to make themselves unnoticeable in a empty room painted top to bottom in white.

2. Ninjas must be able to remain submerged in water for up to 7 hours minimum.

3. Ninjas must be able to survive a one-on-one fight against Chuck Norris for 6 WHOLE seconds.

4. Ninjas must be able to hold in a fart for 3 months

5. Ninjas must have an 11 inch penis MINIMUM. THIS WAS MANDATORY

6. Ninjas must be able to stop their own pulse for up to a week.

7. Ninjas can read a person's mind and memories just by staring at them

8. If a Ninja is captured, they must find a way to kill themselves.

9. Ninjas are expected to be able to get a 100% on every song on Expert mode in Guitar Hero 3. Failure will result in immediate execution.

10. A Ninja must have watched and memorized Nigahiga's "How to be Ninja" video

Person #1: "Would you rather be a Ninja or a Samurai?"

Person #2: "Yes"

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Ninja - meme gif

Ninja meme gif

Ninja - video


Ninja - what is it?

Ninja is a game in which two or more people must play. The game is played by slapping each other on the hand. You can only make one move per turn. Once an attempt at slapping the other person's hand is made, you must keep your body in that position until your next turn.

Person 1: Dude, my hand hurts from that Legit game of Ninja!

Person 2: Hella yeah it does, I pwned you in Ninja!

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What does "Ninja" mean?

Adjective.

Basically another word for cool. Except cooler, as its the word Ninja. Similar to badass in defintion yet far more badass, i think the best explanation of this word is infact 'Ninja'.

This is going to happen. It's Inevitable. It's going to happen big.

It will grow and spread across the Internet like wild fire with a shuriken.

*Roundhouse Kicks someone through a wall*
"Woah that's so frickin' Ninja!"

*A very nice hat*
"That hat is so Ninja!"

*Walks on the grass when there is blatantly a sign with clear instructions not to*
"Shit, that dude is ninja."

*Prefers Pirates*
"What a queer"

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Ninja - what does it mean?

An intense sexual position involving a man and a woman and a dildo, the way it is performed is
first, you turn off all the lighs in the room
second, you start banging the girl in the ass
third, you shove the dildo in her ass and pull out so she "does not know"
fourth, you jump to her side scream NINJA and punch her in the face.

Jenny:Damn, i got ninjad pretty hard last night.
Me: Yeah i fucking owned you

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Ninja - meaning

Someone who has the ability to mindfuck others. Someone who is stealth enough to complete missions with other ninjas that involve high risk situations. A ninja can usually "ninja" information out of other individuals who are clear 'un-ninjas'.

Ninjas are usually dressed casually, and people don't usually peg these people as actual ninjas, but rather, ordinary and normal girls. Watch out though, there couldbe a ninja at your workplace.

And she could ninja the shit out of you.

co-worker: blah blah blah blah blah

ninja: (in her mind) - good to know I just ninja'd the shit outta you bud. I'm going to go tell my other ninja this classified information.

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Ninja - definition

Ninja is a coded word whites use say black person so we don't say nigger it's a little to racist to say nigger and it can get your ass whooped especially In jail or the hood ninja sounds almost like nigger and all whites seem like the automatically know that it means a black person and it's better to say and it will keep you from getting your ass whooped in the hood or jail

Hey Ashley you see that ninja over their or man we gotta get outta here to many ninjas it's darker than Blair witchs dress in here

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Ninja - slang

Someone who can never be seen. Ever. Ninjas do not show up in photographs.

e.g "That guy is a ninja"
"What guy?"
"...I don't know. Where'd he go?"

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Ninja

One of the best and most famous fortnite players out there who is idolized by many children.

Josh: yo wanna watch ninja on twitch?

Daniel: No bro, PUBG is sooo much better

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Ninja

A mercenary or warrior who is trained in the art of ninjutsu, or a Japanese martial-arts style which involves stealth, speed, mastery of various weapons and poisons, efficient and deadly combat tactics, and the will to commit seppuku, or suicide, to defend the honor of a particular family or clan.

The ninja's movement was like the water rippling against the disemboweled corpse of the samurai who dared to challenge him.

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Ninja

Ninja was a fortnite streamer until he tragically died of ligma in the middle of one of his streams there is a common streamer who took his name and his legacy and very few know the original Ninja is dead. The new one is about to die of the tragic disease of suckma and is a terrible understanding of people playing. He is the most un egotistical person in the twitch community. He also cause the burning of notre dame

Ninja shagged my grandmother

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