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What is shit my ass?
When someone is making up a bunch of bull shit right on the spot. Usually done when the person has no idea what they are talking about.
"Who stole my ipod???"
"I don't know maybe some leprechaun, came in the middle of the night and then pranced down the street singing I stole your ipod!"
"WTF??"
"Dude i'm just pulling shit out of my ass, if you wait a little bit i'll get you a bigger pile..."
shit my ass - video
Shit my ass - what is it?
1. when a decsion or action affects you in no way
2. when you don't give a fuck
guy 1: hey i can use ur computer to check fantasy football
guy 2: ya sure, its no shit off my ass
What does "shit my ass" mean?
When you're in a pissed off mood.
Similar to when you're constipated and can't quite get all the shit out of your asshole. The wiping never ends.
Tina: "Why are you so aggravated, Debbie?"
Debbie: "I've got shit in my ass."
Shit my ass - what does it mean?
An act or action that causes you to feel the way you would at that moment to have shit on your ass.
"Shit on my ass" This job sucks
Oh "Shit on my ass" this is fucking retarded
Shit my ass - meaning
problem with someone or something that needs to be taken care of or gotten rid of, better if done earlier than later before it spreads everywhere
Wife: I just spent $300 on knick knacks!
Husband: (mutters to himself) fucking bitch is shit on my ass
Shit my ass - definition
Shit On My Ass (etymology: Mod. English; portmaneau of the phrases "shit" and "ass," with "on my" forming the liaison) is a vulgar phrase expressing an utter discontent in an occurence, (e.g. where the conjuction "Shit!" would be used). Offshoots may include: shit on my dick, shite on my arse, holy shit on my ass, and the extremely long "piece of shit motherfucker on my ass."
Teacher: You failed the test, Stan.
Stan: Shit on my ass!
Brittany: I'm cheating on you, Stan.
Stan: You piece of shit motherfucker on my ass!
Shit my ass - slang
A harsh alternative to POOP IN MY BUTT. Used only in the direst, most pressing of predicaments.
-Dude. Last night you got so drunk you made out with your sister and everyone took video of it and now it's all over the internet.
-SHIT IN MY ASS
Shit my ass
When you have to shit so bad but have to hold it, saying "i am going to shit my ass out" over and over can often alleviate the pain by some small degree.
"Honey, please hurry we're going to be late to my doctor's appointment"
"Fuck fuck fuck I am going to shit my ass out. I am going to shit my ass out. I am going to shit my ass out." etc.
Shit my ass
v. - This phrase can be used in almost any situation, ranging from extreme disgust in one's self, to having a high chlorine level in a pool, or to having a very eldery motorist slowing down traffic ahead. This phrase can be used in a sentence all by itself, or it can be said right in the middle of other words in the same sentence.
Tony: "C'mon ya old bag! She's gotta be going the same way i'm going! Go right on shit my ass red! I'm in a hurry to make signs for the field days!"
Larry: "The chlorine is too high, we can't open the pool today."
Tony: "Shit my ass, just tell the kids to not open their eyes."
Shit my ass
To shit a quantity of shit that is equal to the size of your ass.
"I feel like I have to shit my ass."