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What is fantasy football?A person, who is the commissioner of a fantasy football league and uses his power to make unfair trades with another team owner, typically an old friend, who is out of contention. This is sometime done in exchange for money or favors. The Fantasy Football Dictator of a league made a trade with one of his old fraternity brothers to get Adrian Peterson in exchange for a couple of scrubs he got off waivers. fantasy football - videoFantasy football - what is it?a person who does not root for his favorite team, but rather for the players on his fantasy football team Person 1: yes! holy shit! miles austin caught another touchdown pass! What does "fantasy football" mean?A way for individuals to become more invested in a sport that they do not play. I almost jumped out the window when my computer wouldn't load my 'fantasy football' picks. Fantasy football - what does it mean?Football for people who are too old to play. Damn i'm tired from walking a few steps. I know, I'll go play "FANTASY FOOTBALL" Fantasy football - meaningA game that will drive you completely insane. "Man I really want the Colts win today but I hope Peyton throws like 4 interceptions." Fantasy football - definitionFootball is where two groups of men fight each other to force an 11" leather object into each other's end zone; fantasy football is for people who like to fantasize about it. Tim: Hey, mate. Do you want to play football this season? Fantasy football - slangThree hilarious friends named Andy, Mike, and Jason who host the largest fantasy football podcast. They often have terribly bad fantasy football takes, but they make up for it with Andy's corny jokes, Mike's hyena laugh, and Jason's dry sarcasm. If you ever get to visit their studio in person you might see Brooks' $100,000 Rolex or Jason's 100 signed Kerryon Johnson jerseys. Legend has it that their producer Brooks bought the Footballers first 5,000 podcast subscribers for $10 each, but had to get a refund when the fake followers company accidentally charged Brook's card $10 million, which did not affect his net worth in the slightest, although he still wanted it back to buy his new state of the art ballet studio. Idiot 1: Did you hear the latest episode of the Fantasy Footballers? Fantasy footballThe only sports whites can play better than blacks. Fantasy Football, a true American pasttime. Fantasy footballA game for grown men that makes them regress back to childhood wherein they will turn on their best friends, argue to the death about anything, and become lifeless shells of their former selves. Rick: You hear Tim got divorced, lost his house, and got committed? Fantasy footballDungeons and Dragons for meatheads. Flash and Mongo settled for playing fantasy football after their lucrative career in the HSFL (See High School Football League). |
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