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What is waivers?
One who picks up other Managers' backups off of the waiver wire in fantasy sports leagues, thus essentially fucking the other manager. The term was made famous back in 2001 when Non Solo picked up Dominic Rhodes, backup to Edgerrin James of the Indianapolis Colts in an attempt to fuck James' owner, the fabled Vinny Marlins organization.
Non Solo is such a waiver wire whore, he never drafts a good team.
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Waivers - what is it?
An attractive or "cute" girl, most likely a 6 or 7 out of 10, who is just above the cutoff of no hookup potential and initially below relationship or multiple hookup potential. If she performs well, her chances of sticking around dramatically increase. Similar to a fantasy football player you pick up to replace a poorly performing, injured, or bye-week player.
Hey man, let's hit the bars to see if we can find a Waiver-wire pickup.
Yea, after breaking up with my girlfriend last week, I'm honestly only looking for a Waiver-wire pickup
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What does "waivers" mean?
Meat that lived such a green, organic, happy life that it might as well have signed a waiver allowing respectful hippie famrers to kill it (humanely) for our consumption. For the responsible carnivore.
Kira mainly sticks to vegan fare, but now and then she will indulge in a waiver steak.
Have you tried the steak at Whole Foods? It's all waiver meat.
Waivers - what does it mean?
a fantasy team manager who builds their team by frequently scouring the waiver wire to pick up breakout players and sleepers before their opponents.
I can't believe that waiver rat was up late and already swooped up Brandon Lloyd and Peyton Hillis.
Waivers - meaning
What you say to allow your friends to spoil. Typically before a question.
Abbr. SW.
Note that this is only in effect temporarily. It is encouraged to define a standard this time period within a friendship. E.g. only one answer to a question.
Mr. Robot season 1 spoiler alert below:
You: Spoiler waiver: What is the deal with Mr. Robot?!
Friend: He's a figment of Elliots imagination
Opposed to
You: What is the deal with Mr. Robot?!
Friend: IDK?
Waivers - definition
Is a woman that has the proclivity to sleep with members of the Armed Forces. A euphemistic way of calling her not only a slut but a slut that craves military penis. Synonymous with "Patriot"
"Taylor seems to be into me."
"Sergeant, she slept with 5 Soldiers in my unit, she is a flag waiver."
"Damn, it's so hard to find a woman that's willing to sleep with me that isn't a patriot."
Waivers - slang
Someone in the military who scored low on the Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery (ASVAB) yet was still allowed to join based on the approval of a waiver.
Term used to imply someone is of substandard intelligence.
I can't believe he loaded all those bullets in the magazine backwards.
I know! He must have been an ASVAB Waiver..
Waivers
A day that has the power to cancel school and nobody really knows or cares why.
Guy #1: Did we have to finish that assignment for tomorrow?
Guy #2: No school tomorrow, it's waiver day.
Guy #1: what's that?
Guy #2: who cares.
Waivers
A term used when claiming an object that has sat idle for at least 21 days.
Hey! Where did you get that dartboard?
-I claimed it off of waivers from my brother. He hasn't used it since the days of yore.
Waivers
1) A state of unemployment
2) To end a relationship
Landlord: You know its the 7th already and I haven't got your rent check.
Gary: Yeah, sorry about that. I got put on waivers 2 weeks ago, but I'll pay you as soon as I get it.
Andy: Hey man, whats with the new car? I thought you were out of work.
Gary: I was, but some jokers downtown picked me up on waivers last week, so I went and shot my wad on this gangster-ass Hyundai.
Andy: What up man, who's the new girl you were at the bar with last night?
Gary: Oh, just something to keep my bit from rusting over. Brenda wasn't giving it up like she used to, so I put her on waivers and picked up this new dime.