Definder - what does the word mean?

What is seasoning?

When a person is feeling really horny or just looking for someone to spend the night with. Similar to feeling broody but instead of wanting children wanting sex.

Boy 1: she is so in season

Boy 2: Yh she was all over me

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Seasoning - what is it?

Hottest and sexiest girl you will ever meet. Smells so amazing and has very great sense of humor. Season is your ride or die. She has the nicest body and will do anything for you once you have her heart. Season has long beautiful hair and is smart and super athletic. But very careful she can leave you faster than you've ever imagined. Season can be a good girl but be the baddest girl you've encountered. Everyone loves Season and she is popular but humble plus never stuck up. Season likes to wear scandalous clothing and be different from everybody else. You will always have fun with Season wherever you go. You'd be lucky to have a Season as a friend or Girlfriend as she is perfect.

I lover her but I just met her.
Must be a Season

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What does "seasoning" mean?

When a white person does not imitate a black person but fits in with them and resembles thier personality

Guy 1 : Do you see jimmy hanging out with those cool guys over there

Guy 2: yeah I hear them say he is seasoned.

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Seasoning - what does it mean?

Surprisingly calm, cool, and collective on a certain situation or scenario, especially one that has been dealt with several times before. (financial issues, haters, etc.)

"Seasoned" is the opposite of "salty."
The term comes from "seasoning", a form of condiment similarly used to salt, the origin word for "salty".

"All these haters salty; I'm too seasoned, homie."

"HOW THE HELL CAN YOU BE CHILL IN A SITUATION LIKE THIS?!"
"Rich, he's too seasoned to panic."

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Seasoning - meaning

Experienced in a particular field or activity. Knows the ropes already and doesn't need training or instructions.

In a restaurant kitchen;

Cook: How's the new dishwasher? Does he require babysitting?

Manager: No, he's seasoned. He worked two years at that barbecue place down the street.

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Seasoning - definition

Experienced, certified, expert, mature, well-rounded or well-trained

"Hey man, who built that Santa Clause house?"

"I don't know dude, but whoever it was must have been a SEASONED carpenter!"

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Seasoning - slang

The act of pulling loose pubes from your genital/taint area and sprinkling them ever so gently on a sleeping parties face as if sprinkling garnish on a completed dish.

Kati wouldn't stop rolling around in bed, so the next night i gave her a seasoning of epic porportions.

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Seasoning

The act of throwing a pepper in a girl's face to make her sneeze at the same time she climaxes; since sneezing is an 8th of an orgasm, she will have 9/8 of one if done correctly.

Aaron: How did it go last night?

Dan: There was seasoning involved, but I think she was into it.

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Seasoning

The opposite of a turkey mayonnaise sandwich, having some street to you, and some cultural flavor

person one: yo who the fuck is that white bitch
person two: calm down b, she got some seasonings

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Seasoning

-to add more details (true or not) to a story or discussion.

he wasn’t even there but he started seasoning the whole thing like he was there on the day of the fight to begin with

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