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What is calm down?
A simple phrase which means to relax and think clearly about ones current situation instead of reacting emotionally.
Also the most feared phrase among all women. They seem to believe when a man is telling them to "calm down", the man is asking for them to obey their every whim. When in truth, women simply seem to over think what's troubling them to the point of insanity. And in actuality, when a man says calm down to a women, it just means, "Hey, you seem a bit upset about nothing, can we just act civilized please? If not we can just go our separate ways, up to you."
Women : Trump is fucking disgusting, and Hillary is amazing.
Man : I mean I'm not a fan of Trump either, but Hillary is just as scummy as him, I mean, look at all the secrets she keeps, and all the shady stuff she does behind the peoples backs.
Women : WTF is that suppose to mean? YOU DONT LIKE HILLARY!! WHAT DO YOU HATE FEMINISM TOO!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Man : Please, may you calm down?
Women : REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
calm down - video
Calm down - what is it?
When a person waves their arms in a downward motion saying the words "Calm Down"
Josh the founder of "calm down"
Steve: " YOOO MAN WHATSS GOINN ONNN
Josh: "calm down" ~waves arms~
What does "calm down" mean?
when someone overreacts, calm down is what they need to do
Fisher: OMG give me that
Me: CALM DOWN!
Calm down - what does it mean?
Park: "Hey guys."
Duker: "Dude! Calmn down!"
Calm down - meaning
No, really, that kid's not calm.
Park: Hey guys.
Duker: Dude, calm down.
Harry: This kid's not calm.
Calm down - definition
What a person of Jamaican decent says when he is asked to stop standing around with his hands in his pockets and help some customers.
Boss: "Suphel" please stop standing around with your hands in your pockets and help some customers.
"Suphel": Calm down, calm down, no need for the hostility.
Boss: What? I'm not being hostile. I'm telling you to do what I pay you to do.
((a little later))
"Suphel" (in H.R. office): Dat man needs to calm down and stop the picking on me. I do my job.
((next day))
Boss: "Suphel", what did I do to deserve being investigated?
"Suphel": Calm down, calm down. No need for the hostility, mahn.
Boss (exasperated): Fine, do whatever you want. But, so you know, reviews are coming up.
"Suphel": Calm down, calm down....
Calm down - slang
an expression discoverd by a wise man named MISH
resulting in angry freshman
"dude i hate shakira" "calm the fuck down my friend" "serriously calm down"
Calm down
The term "calm down" is usually addressed to people who don't need to calm down at all, which makes it more funny.
person 1: heyy, whatsup?
person 2: oh myy goddd calm downn!
person 1: what the fuck? im calm!!
Calm down
What a large number of people that write definitions on this website need to do.
-Insert racist/stereotyping/biggoted/angry definition-
"Calm down, go take a lie down somewhere".
Calm down
One of the most infuriating expressions in the English language. Using this expression is guaranteed to make the other person angry if he/she wasn't already.
An invitation to someone to punch you in the face.
"Officer, that man just stole my wallet!"
"Now just calm down...."
(punches cop in face)