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What is Jamaican?
1.pertaining to or of Jamaica in origin.
2.person who is likely to have aunts or uncles younger than he is.
I AM JAMAICAN
WA GWAN...
I am not a druggist, ganja dealer, or any variation of a drug dealer.
I dont live in a hut, under a palm tree, or on the beach.
and I dont know Bob Marley (R.I.P), Sam the Jerk man, or the Fudgie man from KINGSTON, although I'm sure they are irie people.
I have a DON not a Prime Minister!
I speak ENGLISH not JAMAICAN!
AND ITS PRONOUCED MAN, NOT MON, MAN!
I proudly wear my flag on a REGGAE BOYZ shirt!
I believe in riots, not protests!
I eat pear, not avocado!
Its called FOOTBALL, not SOCCER!
And I never take responsibility for my actions!
Jamaica is the First Nation of weed,
The largest english-speaking caribbean Island,
and the BIRTH-PLACE OF REGGAE!
MY NAME IS NATTY, AND I AM JAMAICAN!
Irie Man, Mi come from Jamaica MAN
Jamaican - meme gif
Jamaican - video
Jamaican - what is it?
A Verb. Usually applies to when on vacation or on a casual excursion, you take your wife/gf to a nice reggae bar for some music and nice times. Shortly there-after every rasta dude in the joint is having his turn with her and many times its more than just dancing!
Friend: Hey Bob, you've been down since you came back from your vacation last week. What gives?
Bob: I didn't what to say anything but while we where in Montego Bay, I took Rita to a Reggae joint and we got ""Jamaicaned"
Now all she wants to do is listen to Bob Marley cd's and have me wear a dreadlock wig while we have sex.
What does "Jamaican" mean?
"Jamaican" is a general term used to describe Afro-Caribbean people who are from (but are not limited to) Antigua, Barbuda, Barbados, Colombia, Bahamas, Dominica, Guadalupe, Grenada, Jamaica, Saint Lucia, or the Caicos Islands.
Director of "Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl," Gore Verbinski, even said in an interview with Forbes that he wanted to name the film "Pirates of the Jamaican Islands," but the film's marketing team thought this offensive because of Johnny Depp's mother, who died when her cruise ship crashed in Nassau, Bahamas.
Steve: "Man, I heard that black guy is from the Caribbean."
Stephanie: "Yeah, he's definitely Jamaican."
Jamaican - what does it mean?
me: hey man i just bought weed offa this Jamaican and it was fuckin kentucky blue grass
friend: o shit thats happened to me only once and hey he was Jamaican too
dave chappell: never buy offa Jamaicans it aint weed half the time
Jamaican - meaning
Phrase at the beginning of a sentence meaning "You are making," or "Did you make?" Probably southern dialect.
Jamaican me crazy with that boombox turned up to the tenth decibel.
Jamaican 'A' in sexology last semester?
Jamaican - definition
Jamaicans do a different kind of grinding then regular people. It is quite like buttsex with clothes on.
Bob, dude he's jamaican grinding her
Jeff, It looks exacty like butsex with clothes on!
Bob, Exactly
Jamaican - slang
Someone who holds down multiple jobs - usually three or more.
I work at the gas station, for Comcast, and I bartend like a true Jamaican.
Jamaican
People who are never sacred, and will cut your throat if you look at them wrong. Also, they make the best music ever. They are also known for having the best language ever patwa.
Jamaican guy: a wah gwan rude boi.
White guy; pardon me sir.
Jamaican guy; hahaha never mind boi u is jus a butty boi.
Jamaican
People who are very nice, they have cool accents and dont always smoke weed or ganja. Jamaicans are heavily stereotyped as people with accents who always say "rasta", "mon", "wha'kwan" and cant speak English. The most heavilly stereotyped aspect of the Jamaican race is that that smoke/deal in weed or ganja. They usually dont and you are an dumb asshole if you think so. Jamaicans are also stereotyped for their accent and are used as drug dealers in movies and video games. We need to stop learning from that shit and face the real facts, i know many Jamaicans and they are awesome.
Bastiaan: Hey dude, im Jamaican!
Paul: Im British, oh shit man! Dont try to slit my throat or sell me any ganja!
Bastiaan: Brethren, dont stereotype my you shit.
Jamaican
People who originate from Jamaica.
They naturally dominate wherever they are.
They stand out in crowds.
They unconsciously maintain an aura that attracts the opposite sex.
People with these characteristics are normally mistaken as Jamaican.
Girl 1: Look at how that dude stands out!
Girl 2: He's definitely Jamaican.
Girl 3: He's definately gonna get my digits.
Guy: Damn Jamaicans! :(