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What is babysitting?
Owing something to the orignal meaning of the word, in computer-speak this refers to a computer process-- such as the installation of new software-- which the installer cannot or dare not leave, because the installation is not fully automatic and might require input from the installer during the install.
Computer Geek 1: "Lets go grab a Starucks, want to?"
Computer Geek 2: "Can't. I'm installing new software."
Computer Geek 1: "Oh, just let it install itself, automatically."
Computer Geek 2: "No, this software requires some heavy babysitting."
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Babysitting - what is it?
The sexual act of defecating into another person's anus which is followed by the other person defecating back into the first person's anus.
I don't think there is enough alcohol in the world to get me to try babysitting.
What does "babysitting" mean?
omg look at that babysitting CHAMPION!!
Babysitting - what does it mean?
Hot babes, hanging out casually with their younger boy companions. Babysitting them, taking care of them as a babysitter would.
Yeah I bought him smokes and coffee, babysitting him pretty much.
Babysitting - meaning
When you go over a girl's (woman) house and THINK you gone get the drawls, only to sit up all night FOR NOTHING because she's playing all hard to get and shit, completely wasting your f*cking time!!!
Sitting up with a female all night and not getting any.
Maaaan, I thought FOR SHO I was going to bang Tiffany last night. I didn't get shit! Ended up just babysitting her ass.
Babysitting - definition
Time people spend at other people's houses chasing after their runny nosed bratty kidz while they are out having a good time. Your also expected to feed, entertain, play with, tell lies to, and read bedtime stories to their demon children. But it is a lucrative business and easy to get into.
GIRL1-I'm babysitting
GIRL2-haha have fun with that...
GIRL1-well, at least I'll be able to buy some pot next weekend!
Babysitting - slang
Where your girlfriend tells you she's going when she's really going to another guys house to fuck
Girlfriend: "Hey Josh I'll be babysitting for this lady Friday and Saturday night, all night too."
Josh: "Can i come and see you"
Girlfriend: "No. Absolutely not. The lady doesn't want anyone else over, not even to come out front and say hi."
Babysitting
The nice friend who gets stuck with the shitty job of making sure your overly-intoxicated friend makes it home without puking all over the place or harming his or herself. Often you have to hold their hair while they barf in the bathroom.
Tom:"Who's going to do the babysitting for Brooke; she's drunk out of her mind."
Ryan: "Aw, shit i'll take care of her"
Tom: "Aiight the rest of us are going to go out and drink some more..."
Brooke: *Barf* "Oh my God i'm soooo shit-faced right now"
Babysitting
When you are drinking at a party and you've only had 2 or 3 shots rather then getting hammered with the rest of the crowd.
Ayy why you babysitting man let me show you how it's done!
Babysitting
holding the weed too long in a group smoking session
yo man, stop babysittin and pass the pipe.