Definder - what does the word mean?

What is dishwasher?

A violent passion, soap and water colision, used to create a perfect unity between dish and man.

Maura- "Hey Mike, you wanna go out on a date on Saturday?"
Mike- "Nah thanks. I have some dishwashing to catch up on."
Maura- "Oh, I totally understand."
*goes and washes dishes.*

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Dishwasher - what is it?

A completely useless kitchen appliance that fails to perform its sole function.

Billy, make sure you remember to clean the dishes before putting them in the dishwasher!

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What does "dishwasher" mean?

a person that has the lowest rank in the restaurant business. They usually scrape food off dishes, then rinse them then shove them through a dishwashing machine. Being a dishwasher sometimes means you work hard (but don't get appreciated.) It's a job you take until you find something better.

Chef: "Hey, dishwasher, where the fuck are the clean knives?"

Dishwasher: "I only have two arms and two legs!"

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Dishwasher - what does it mean?

When the pubic hair on your testis gets outrageously long so you acquire a female to lay down and open her mouth. You then insert soap into her mouth and let her swish it around. When she opens her mouth you insert your balls into the loading zone and she bites the hair off your balls to finish the "washing" process.

Wow my balls are so hairy, time for Monica to wash my dishes in the dishwasher.

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Dishwasher - meaning

1. Something of which you wash your dishes in.

2. Someone who acts arrogant on a forum disregarding how much c0ck he blows.

1. Man, wish I could afford a dishwasher; that way I won't have to wash the dishes by hand.

2. man, that dishwasher cunt got lolrolleddd.~~~~~~~~

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Dishwasher - definition

another word for a women

my dishwasher stopped working so i beat her

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Dishwasher - slang

a machine in your kitchen that eats leftovers and gunk off your dinner plates so that you don't have to

Don't rinse them, just put them in the dishwasher.

You don't need to eat it, the dishwasher will eat it for you

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One who's full of potential but fucks up as in the movie "The Dragon"

"You can go to school or take out that chinese ho cause I always need a good dishwasher" The chinese lady talking to Bruce Lee

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v. To wash object, perhaps not a kitchen item, in a machine made for washing dishes.

Sometimes I dishwasher my fish tank to clean it out thoroughly. Fish tanks aren't ordinarily dishwashered. I learned the hard way that fish don't survive dishwashering.

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a person handing out sexsim like books in class, thinking he/she is a bigman.

stop being such a dishwasher grow up kyle

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