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What is carpenter?A chick who is an expert at nailing wood. In other words, a prostitute. I was just looking for some local "carpenters" online. carpenter - meme gifcarpenter - videoCarpenter - what is it?The poorest attempt to convert a noun into a verb, done typically by those who have little understanding of the actual processes of Carpentry. Often this word is an attempt to replace the term Sanding or an attempt to shorten a seemingly long descriptive phrase of the crafting of products through the use of wood. Ignorant Man: "I THINK I SHOULD CARPENTIZE TODAY." What does "carpenter" mean?A carpenter is a legit, badass, problem solving, beer drinking, tang slaying, beast of a man! Mary: man my dude is a pussy! Carpenter - what does it mean?A person who is a problem solver for a high class crime family, usually fixing said problems with the problem disappearing without a trace. The carpenter mad Johnny the rat disappear. Carpenter - meaningthe act of wrapping sandpaper around your Penis and having sex with a woman after i used the carpenter she was smooth as a pebble Carpenter - definitionwhen you bang a girl using a 4x4 as a strap-on the carpenter hurts like hell I have a splinter in my ass Carpenter - slangWhat Jesus did as his part time job lol Jesus was good with handling wood lol him and his little fisher price carpenter toolkit Carpenterthe act of a woman giving a hand job while holding a piece of sandpaper. "dude! i almost went to the hospital 'cause that bitch tried to give me a carpenter" CarpenterSomeone who has a hammer, aka a big dick. Girl 1: Dan is such a carpenter CarpenterA man who has wood and does things with it. Carpenters use their tools for such purposes as screwing, drilling, and reaming. Rubbing and sawing away at old logs are also common activities. Nailing, while definitely an important part of carpentry, is not nearly as good as screwing. Carpenters also often get glue all over their wood. Drilling, screwing, nailing, reaming, rubbing - all things done by a carpenter. |
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