What is scootch?

when a female drags her genitalia accross an unsuspecting person's forehead. i.e. the female version of the "tea bag".

when Jim was passed-out, Ashley gave him a pants-off beaver scootch right on his forehead.

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Term used by really, really terrible plain clothes cops/ undercover narcs at shows and festivals, to fail at an arrest...

Undercover: "Hey bros, you got any scootch? You know, anything FUN?"
Bro: "Fuck Off"

when a dog rubs his ass along the ground after pooping.

My dog scoothes along the floor leaving skid marks behind.

A unit of measure - the distance a dog can drag it's butt across the floor. This term can thus be used to describe any short distance.

"Can you move over a scootch or two?"

"I think they are several scootches ahead of us"

"Wow! look how far Rover scootched on the new rug!"

a word used to describe a womans ass hole as a acceptable oraphace to place ones penis

dude!, last night i put it in crystals scootch

a nice vagina, something any normal man would go down on

I pounded that trick's scootch all night long

To be the coolest motherfucker that ever walked the planet.

I am totally scootch.

An especially wet, potent fart that occurs when the fart travels past a stuck log of shit on the way out.

Dude, you need to check your pants after that scootch

To be the coolest motherfucker that ever walked the planet.

I am totally scootch.

The act of moving and scooting at the same time.

Debora said to Jason, "Scootch your ass over here."