Definder - what does the word mean?

What is prematurely ejaculated?

when a guy(mainly justin mundt) cums before he can get it in

"Oh, God dammit justin I don't even have my shoes off and you've already cum"

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prematurely ejaculated - video


Prematurely ejaculated - what is it?

Getting so hot and bothered prepatory to intercourse that the male cums on the gal's belly before he can penetrate her.

"No more dates with you, Freddy. This is the third time you've missed and made a mess on my belly. Now lick up every drop of that premature ejaculation!"

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What does "prematurely ejaculated" mean?

Accidently activating your "star power" before every one else in your band, unless going solo, can accumulate enough to star power with you.

Rocker 1:
*tilts guitar a bit*
"GODAMMIT, sorry guys. Didn't mean for that to happen."

Rest of band:
"C'MON, man. You gotta get your premature ejaculation under control."

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Prematurely ejaculated - what does it mean?

When a boy (specifically a certain pastor's kid) can not keep his cum in his cock and does his shit way too early.

Ben: "Shit I cummed"
Girl: Uhhh we were just kissing

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Prematurely ejaculated - meaning

To jettison your bombs before the misson has been completed

BOMBS AWAY!
Damn it joe thats the fifth time today, you damn premature ejaculation master

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Prematurely ejaculated - definition

Every man has a shotgun in their undercarriage. It has one barrel, but it can be filled with two types of ammo, urine or sperm. When a man shoots out sperm from his shotgun before sex or before 2 minutes into sex, he has prematurely ejaculated. It is one of the most embarrassing things a man can endure. Don't do it.

Premature ejaculation is a word too often connected with sex. Fight the battle against premature ejaculation today! Viva la revolution

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Prematurely ejaculated - slang

Usually you cannot control it, its when a woman is someone you think is hot and she does something sexually arousing like spanking her ass, then you just let it go uncontrollabley.

Hot Girl: Hey y'all!

Boy: Damnit I had premature ejaculation.

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Prematurely ejaculated

Producing the juice before you put it in the caboose

Billy premature ejaculated on his grandmothers face.

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Prematurely ejaculated

A peson, (mainly males), that ejaculate too early during intercourse.

Patrick: Oh yeah baby that's so good i'm almost about to blow a load. How close are you to having an orgasm? Nicole: Patrick we just started three minutes ago. Patrick: *blows load* sorry babyNicole: Worst sex ever. You're such a premature ejaculator.

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Prematurely ejaculated

kicking a star out of a sport or contest based on erroneous info

Those PTI guys prematurely ejaculated Pacman Jones from the NFL just before the accuser withdrew her assault accusation.

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