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What is contest?
An alternative, and very cynical, name for election day.
I'm going down to the polls on Tuesday to vote in the fucktard contest.
contest - meme gif
contest - video
Contest - what is it?
When to people are typing in a chat at the same time, and both backspace immediately once they see the other person is typing. The person to backspace the slowest (the chat message says they are still typing) is usually the one forced to send the next message.
Jake_H: Hey Jane I just wanted to say I liked spending time with you a lot last night and that naught stuff was great.
Jane103: I really like you too, we should get together soon cause our last hook up was so much fun, however it was kind of weird...
(Both are typing) Both backspace contest immediately to see what the other one has to say.
What does "contest" mean?
The result of tailgating. The driver who is being tailgated slams his brakes, usually randomly, to spook the tailgater. They have a 'contest' to see who ends up skidding further.
Hmm, that guy is still riding up my tail. Whoa, is that a kid about to see jump onto the street? *slam* *screeeech*
Contest - what does it mean?
A pissing contest is any argument that just goes back and forth between two individuals but never gets resolved.
Joe: "I can piss farther than you can."
Bob: "No you can't!"
Joe: "Yes I can!"
Bob: "No you can't!"
Joe: "Yes I can!"
Bob: "No you can't!"
Joe: "Yes I can!"
Bob: "Prove it!"
Joe: "OK, you go first!"
Bob: "No, you go first!"
Joe: "No, you go first!"
Bob: "No, you go first!"
Joe: "No, you go first!"
... and so on.
Pete: "Man! That's one helluva pissing contest you two guys are having."
Contest - meaning
A contest between you and your friends to see who can go the longest without pleasuring themselves. As seen on Seinfeld.
"Jerry, I cheated in the contest"
Contest - definition
A game in which participants must look up the most horrifying toon porn that ruins their childhood memories. The winner is declared when the other contestants childhood memories are completely shattered.
"Before The Contest, I used to love care bears! Now all I can think about is them in a circle jerk."
Contest - slang
Usually used when comparing things in a funny way.
One item is so vastly superior that it just fucking bitch slaps the competition.
Or that both items are equal and therefore the funniness is gone and the term becomes more literal.
That bitch and this bitch? No contest my man. This bitch is the shit.
Xbox 360 and PS3? No contest, your shit just RRoDed your ass and my PS3 YLoDed.
Mac or PC? No contest there man, I figured out how to get PC on my Mac. 'cept the GPU sucks.
Contest
A contest to be the first person to remember (and shout) "the Contest" after you remember The Game.
You can never win The Game, but you CAN win The Contest.
Person A: That was a stupid game.
Person B: ...THE GAME.
Person C: The Contest!
Person A: Fuck.
Contest
In Video Games, stopping the enemy from capturing the point or winning the game. Also something that 90% of Overwatch players dont do.
MuffinHead89: "Dude, why didn't you contest the point? We (the rest of the team) were really close to coming back"
BlackThunder: "Because I would've died, idiot!"
MuffinHead89: "You could've bought us time by contesting the point!"
Contest
(game) when you
idek what it mean lol
i'm getting contested