Definder - what does the word mean?

What is accumulate?

A serious medical condition that occurs due to the lack of sexual activity.

“Our co-worker Tyler seems slow and distracted. I bet he is suffering from Accumulated Cum Buildup (ACB)!”. A tribute to Jon Storm.

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Accumulate - what is it?

To collect or gather something over time

I accumulated a lot of debts over the past years

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What does "accumulate" mean?

Wilhelm Reich's magical orgasm box. He was a sexual prophet who believed he invented a box that would allow sexual healing. It was a metal lined, wooden box, insulated with steel wool and large enough to hold a man. It collected orgone energy and if you entered it you would have better orgasms.

Many mid 20th century celebrities were devotees.

William S. Burroughs entered the Orgone Energy Accumulator and orgasmed without touching himself. "Look Ma, no hands!"

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Accumulate - what does it mean?

The name for a certain shape of shit.
Adverb
whilst you're taking a shit and it comes out in such a way that the shit rope folds 5 times and accumulates into a 5 fold accumulator

1. I was impressed with myself after taking a dump as I'd managed to create a perfect 5 fold accumulator.
2. He grunted whilst attempting to create a 5 fold accumulator, however he did not have enough shit and he could only managed 4 folds

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Accumulate - meaning

when a snow storm shoots its load way too early

Hold on let me get the shovel...and my boots and...awww man wtf ? you couldn't hold it? You suffer from premature accumulation!

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Accumulate - definition

The way to say "get that bread" intelligently.

C'mon my fellow comrades. Let us go accumulate that carbohydrate.

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Accumulate - slang

It is when you can't put your windshield wipers on auto because the rain isn't coming down hard enough but still building up on your windshield. So you have to push the wiper lever manually for every wipe.

Gradual accumulation can happen when rain has slowed to become misty or after a rain storm and mist from other cars build up on your windshield.

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Accumulate

A phrase used by potential profiteers to remind prospective investors that returns can only come from good investment. Really a buzzword (or buzzphrase) to get money from others to squander on fruitless and flowerly ideas. See European union, Belgium.

"Speculate to accumulate!" cried John, asking steve for the last crispy notes in his wallet. Eyeing up the tail at the bar, steve gladly turned over the contents of his wallet to John, who promptly brought the ladies a drink each. After some thirty minutes, John threw up over one of the fine females, making the money a write off due to his poor ability to handle drink. Steve's brother then started to insult one of the lasses, and they stormed off.

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Accumulate

1. Archaic term for a register. On-line use of it as a synonym for `register' is a fairly reliable indication that the user has been around for quite a while and/or that the architecture under discussion is quite old. The term in full is almost never used of microprocessor registers, for example, though symbolic names for arithmetic registers beginning in `A' derive from historical use of the term `accumulator' (and not, actually, from `arithmetic'). Confusingly, though, an `A' register name prefix may also stand for `address', as for example on the Motorola 680x0 family.

2. A register being used for arithmetic or logic (as opposed to addressing or a loop index), especially one being used to accumulate a sum or count of many items. This use is in context of a particular routine or stretch of code. "The FOOBAZ routine uses A3 as an accumulator."

3. One's in-basket (esp. among old-timers who might use sense 1).

You want this reviewed? Sure, just put it in the accumulator.

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Accumulate

The action of saving up money until you're as rich as hell. saving

OMG!!! I ONLY HAVE TO ACCUMULATE $1 EVERY DAY UNTIL HELL FREEZES OVER TO BECOME A TRILLIONARE!!!!!!!!!!

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