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What is pound town?
Is a fictitious place which represents an act known as sexual intercourse. This term is to be used with subtlety is necessarily. "Pound Town" is not to be used in vulgar manner. It is to be used as a polite synonym to replace other vulgar synonyms for pro creation.
Also, when one visits pound town, he or she must note his or her "PPM". PPM represents "pounds per minute". So, when person discusses pound town, he or she must make mention of his or her PPM during his or her stay in pound town.
To find your PPM, simple count the number of "pounds" or "slams" per 10 second interval and then multiply by 6 to have your average PPM!
BACKGROUND: "Pound Down" originated in 2007 in a small town in Maryland. The term came about after "the girls" hung out and started sharing stories. It is important not to use the term without giving thanks to "the girls" in Maryland.
PETTY: "So, Ross, What did you do last night?"
ROSS: " well Petty, I went out with a girl, went for ice cream and then I took her to pound town."
PETTY: "nice, what was your ppm?"
ROSS: " Well, I started out slow at around 30 ppm for a few minutes and then ramped it up to about 60 ppm for about 2 minutes"
pound town - video
Pound town - what is it?
My car got towed again.......fuckin' pound town.
Q: What happens if you don't pay a Chicago parking ticket?
A: Well you'll be taken to pound town, and not in a good way.
Officer: Please step out of the vehicle
Driver: Why?
Officer: So I can take it to pound town
My you look depressed, what's wrong?
I had to walk home from pound town.
Q: Where is all your money?
A: With my car, in pound town.
What does "pound town" mean?
Me- I took her to "Pound Town"
Dude- You railed her?
Me- Nah B, that new discount store that opened up
Pound town - what does it mean?
Pound Town:
Where you take The Fuck Truck, of course!
"Let's take The Fuck Truck to Pound Town tonight baby!"
Pound town - meaning
Powwnnnn-Towwwnn!
-noun
1. a place, such as your apartment or bedroom, where you take girls to have wild, rough sex with them.
2. every normal person’s heaven on earth.
Details
a. never under ANY circumstances does the pilot (male) take it easy on a passenger (lucky slut) who's visiting "Pound Town."
b. female's who dare to visit "Pound Town" are doing so at their own risk.
c. in most cases, the passengers are simply drunken sluts or swamp donkeys, looking to take one-night visit to "Pound Town."
Precautions
a. the majority of the travelers often face mild side effects such as a sore vagina, sore butt, rug burn and or stomach ache.
b. females who visit Pound Town may require a wheel chair on their trip back home.
c. rare, but serious side effects include a broken back and paralysis.
Additional Information
a. according to a recent study, 97% of passengers admitted to traveling to Pound Town only for the sole purpose of receiving an orgasm.
b. the other 3% of passengers claim they do not remember their trip.
1. Team "Fuck N' Such" took those drunk sluts to Pound Town last night! They were screaming and a creaming!
2. Nasty Nate gave that girl a first class ticket to Pound Town!
3. Mike: Dude, that chick want your dick so bad.
Nate: Okay bro, I'm about to take this bitch to POUND TOWN!!
4. Aaron: I ripped her clothes off and told her to fasten her seat belt. You've got yourself a one-way ticket to POUND TOWN!
Pound town - definition
n. A fictional destination that is visited every time rough sex is had.
1. "What'd you and ________(unimportant girl's name)do last night?"
"Oh, we went to dinner and took a trip through Pound Town."
2. "Man I would love to take that girl to Pound Town"
Pound town - slang
The "place" one goes to engage in sexual intercourse without any formalities such as kissing, foreplay or even careful removal of clothing.
"Why does that guy look so mad?"
"Because last night, Bruce took his sister to pound-town."
Pound town
to beat up
to pound a beer
to have sex
"ayy man this foo was talking shit so i took him to pound town!"
"man i took thise beers to pound town last night"
"dudeee i took my girl to POUND TOWN last night.
Pound town
We will be taking a ride in a truck to a place called pound town where we are gonna have rough sexual intercourse.
Get in the fuck truck , cause we are going to pound town.
Pound town
The act of having sex aggressively with female.
Man my dick was sore this morning I took that bitch to pound town last night.