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What is Pound Town?
Legendary place in Bristol, VA where bad asses of epic proportions go to pound their Natty Lights and PBRs.
You down to go to pound town?
Pound Town - video
Pound Town - what is it?
Getting fucked, fucking or being the fucker
Brothel example:
I'm getting no sex from my girlfriend. Fuck her, I'm going to Pound Town
Ex-wife example:
Mate 1: The bitch took the kids, car, boat and house
Mate 2: Sounds like you got taken to Pound Town
Date Example:
Girl: So where are we going tonight
Boy: I'm taking you to Pound Town, next stop Brown Town
Girl: Where the fuck is Brown Town ?
Boy: That's when I take your ass to Pound Town !!!
What does "Pound Town" mean?
The alternate name for the town of Dripping Spring, TX. Pound Town is a name supported by locals who feel the town should be named after one of the town's original founders, Dr. Joseph Pound. Also suggested is the renaming of the town's annual Founders Day Parade and Founders Day Festival into Pounders Day Parade and Pounders Day Festival. The original home of Dr. Joseph Pound still stands at the Dr. Pound Pioneer Farmstead Historical Museum.
I'm going to take my wife to Pound Town for a lovely afternoon.
Pound Town - what does it mean?
A level of intercourse reached when you're going for broke.
When you're girl is getting moody take her to pound town. If you're in need of further assistance Google Ron Jeremy. Thank me later horndogs.
Pound Town - meaning
Is a fictitious place which represents an act known as sexual intercourse. This term is to be used with subtlety is necessarily. "Pound Town" is not to be used in vulgar manner. It is to be used as a polite synonym to replace other vulgar synonyms for pro creation.
Also, when one visits pound town, he or she must note his or her "PPM". PPM represents "pounds per minute". So, when person discusses pound town, he or she must make mention of his or her PPM during his or her stay in pound town.
To find your PPM, simple count the number of "pounds" or "slams" per 10 second interval and then multiply by 6 to have your average PPM!
BACKGROUND: "Pound Down" originated in 2007 in a small town in Maryland. The term came about after "the girls" hung out and started sharing stories. It is important not to use the term without giving thanks to "the girls" in Maryland.
PETTY: "So, Ross, What did you do last night?"
ROSS: " well Petty, I went out with a girl, went for ice cream and then I took her to pound town."
PETTY: "nice, what was your ppm?"
ROSS: " Well, I started out slow at around 30 ppm for a few minutes and then ramped it up to about 60 ppm for about 2 minutes"
Pound Town - definition
My car got towed again.......fuckin' pound town.
Q: What happens if you don't pay a Chicago parking ticket?
A: Well you'll be taken to pound town, and not in a good way.
Officer: Please step out of the vehicle
Driver: Why?
Officer: So I can take it to pound town
My you look depressed, what's wrong?
I had to walk home from pound town.
Q: Where is all your money?
A: With my car, in pound town.
Pound Town - slang
Me- I took her to "Pound Town"
Dude- You railed her?
Me- Nah B, that new discount store that opened up
Pound Town
Pound Town:
Where you take The Fuck Truck, of course!
"Let's take The Fuck Truck to Pound Town tonight baby!"
Pound Town
Powwnnnn-Towwwnn!
-noun
1. a place, such as your apartment or bedroom, where you take girls to have wild, rough sex with them.
2. every normal person’s heaven on earth.
Details
a. never under ANY circumstances does the pilot (male) take it easy on a passenger (lucky slut) who's visiting "Pound Town."
b. female's who dare to visit "Pound Town" are doing so at their own risk.
c. in most cases, the passengers are simply drunken sluts or swamp donkeys, looking to take one-night visit to "Pound Town."
Precautions
a. the majority of the travelers often face mild side effects such as a sore vagina, sore butt, rug burn and or stomach ache.
b. females who visit Pound Town may require a wheel chair on their trip back home.
c. rare, but serious side effects include a broken back and paralysis.
Additional Information
a. according to a recent study, 97% of passengers admitted to traveling to Pound Town only for the sole purpose of receiving an orgasm.
b. the other 3% of passengers claim they do not remember their trip.
1. Team "Fuck N' Such" took those drunk sluts to Pound Town last night! They were screaming and a creaming!
2. Nasty Nate gave that girl a first class ticket to Pound Town!
3. Mike: Dude, that chick want your dick so bad.
Nate: Okay bro, I'm about to take this bitch to POUND TOWN!!
4. Aaron: I ripped her clothes off and told her to fasten her seat belt. You've got yourself a one-way ticket to POUND TOWN!
Pound Town
n. A fictional destination that is visited every time rough sex is had.
1. "What'd you and ________(unimportant girl's name)do last night?"
"Oh, we went to dinner and took a trip through Pound Town."
2. "Man I would love to take that girl to Pound Town"