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What is peter parker?
A run-of-the-mill nerd that goes to Midtown School of Science and Technology and also has a Stark Industries internship.
Nothing else is going on, really. Who's Spider-Man?
He's definitely not Spider-Man.
Flash Thompson: hey, how's that fake-ass Stark Internship of yours going?
Peter Parker: it's not fake!
peter parker - video
Peter parker - what is it?
The greatest and cutest cinnamon bun in the Marvel Universe, he is a innocent child. He is also known as Spiderman and Tony Stark's child.
Tony Stark: I am your father.
Peter Parker: Sweet.
Tony Stark: LOOK AT MY SON PRIDE IS NOT THE WORD IM LOOKING FOR THERE IS SO MUCH MORE
Peter Parker: ......Hell yeeeh
What does "peter parker" mean?
The act of when you pack an asshole with jizz, one waits for there partner/significant other to fall asleep. Once asleep you put your asshole 6-12" from your partner's face and fart/spray a web of jizz all over the face while you yell out "you were Peter Parkered Bitch," leaving a jizz web all over your partner's face.
"Can't believe you Peter Parkered me last night I can't get the poo/jizz smell out of my hair."
Peter parker - what does it mean?
Peter Parker was hot even when he was dust
Peter parker - meaning
Peter Parker is the everyman. He’s the common, average, middle-of-the-road guy that just happens to be endowed with amazing powers when he’s bitten by a radioactive spider. Despite Spidey’s fantastic abilities, Peter Parker still has to deal with the woes of middle-class living. Girl problems, making ends meet, keeping his family together, getting through school; all the tropes of our everyday normal lives lived out through the eyes of a superhero.
Peter Parker is unique amongst the cabal of top tier superheroes.
Peter parker - definition
Teen who turned to dust in the planet Titan.
-TITAN-
Peter Parker: I don't feel so good. Mr. Stark, what's happening? *stumbles into Tony's arms*
Tony Stank: You're alright kid, you're alright.
Peter Parker: I don't wanna go, sir. Please, I don't wanna go! I don't wanna go!
Tony Stank: * lays Peter down*
Peter Parker: I'm sorry. *turns to dust*
Peter parker - slang
when you have sex with a girl in a spiderman outfit, then return later on in the day with no outfit on. and have sex with her again acting like you never met her.
i pulled a peter parker on a girl the other day.
Peter parker
When doing a girl from behind, one pulls out his penis just before finishing and releases his manly juice in his hand. He then spits on the woman's back so she believes he has finished on her, when she turns around the man throws his discharge into her face and yells "PETER PARKER!!"
she was blinded for life as a result of his peter parker.
Peter parker
a young boy who is also my husband!
person 1: yo whys peter parker so leng bro
person 2: bro idfk
person 1: tf you mean you don’t know
person 2: man idfk who peter parker is
Peter parker
he's a guy working for the tabloid Daily Bugle...but, he's really...SPIDERMAN!
Peter Parker, it's been a while since I've seen you.