Definder - what does the word mean?

What is even?

The name of an incredibly handsome, sexy, big dicked, hung, jacked, ripped, anabolic, well-groomed, beautiful, slippery, big-handed, womanizing and perfect male individual. They're usually very good at the sex.

Oh man, that Even sure has a big dick!

Oh my god, i wish i had someone named Even in my life!

Oh my god, Even is so incredibly handsome, sexy, big dicked, hung, jacked, ripped, anabolic, well-groomed, beautiful, slippery, big-handed, womanizing and such a perfect male individual. He is also good at the sex.

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Even - what is it?

A phrase used by parents, bosses, supervisor or any person in a position of authority to all the stupid "what if" questions that are raised in a given situation.

Mom: "Put your toys away we are going to Grandma's."
Kid: "What I don't want to go?"
Mom: "We are going to Grandma's even if I have to drag you there."

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What does "even" mean?

An unknown action that somehow is necessary to life. Shocking events, positive or negative, sometimes inhibit a person from being able to 'even', resulting in the person 'literally dying'.

Scholars are unsure about what bodily functions are described by the word 'even'.

I'm literally dying because I can't even.

That event that unfolded before my eyes was so startling and against my expectations, that I have lost all my ability to even. Please call an ambulance.

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Even - what does it mean?

Usually a concert where there is no opening band and the main act performs a longer set than usual. Usually takes place in a smaller venue such as a club.

Dude I got tickets to "An Evening with Coheed And Cambria"

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Even - meaning

you are disputing a statement

He said he was from Wanganui and I was like "not even!"

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Even - definition

something white girls can't do

"She can't even right now!"

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Even - slang

the funniest word in the english language

the funniest even word because its even pointless and any sentence with it in it would be even fine without it

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Even

First used by Thirstin Howl III, it means that you have smoked, drank and snorted so much that you ain't high, you even.

I had a little bit of that green, a little bit of that brown, I'm just even.

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Even

Among multiple meanings, even is used sometimes on the internet (most prominently Tumblr) as the ability to understand an idea that may seem too complicated for that person's intelligence, most often in a negative manner.

Example: I can't even!

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Even

word added to a sentence when you want to stress something hysterically just to sound angrier.

'Why are you EVEN trying it?'
'What are you EVEN doing here?'

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