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What is Peter Parker?
Verb
Synonymous with the verb variations of Tom Holland and the clean version of Spider-man
To disappear into nothing/dust, like cotton candy in water or wind blowing a character away after being badly burned in a cartoon
My phone Peter Parkered and I need to call my boss in five minutes!
Peter Parker - video
Peter Parker - what is it?
*Flash Thompson to Peter Parker*
“Wassup dickwad”
What does "Peter Parker" mean?
The alter-ego to the Spider-Man sex act. This version must be performed while in the workplace. It involves busting a nut into your hand and then flinging it into the face of a co-worker. For style points, you can use an expression that might be heard at 'The Daily Bugle' like "This just in!"
Jen punked me out in that inter-office memo
What did you do about it?
I had no choice but to do a quick rub and tug under my desk and Peter Parker that bitch as she walked past my office.
I was bored, so I Peter Parkered Anna in the break room!
Peter Parker - what does it mean?
A person who loves Mary Jane a.k.a Marijuana
"Hey you know Jeremy?"
"Yeah dude he's like the biggest Peter Parker in our grade."
"REALLY? I didn't know he smoked weed."
Peter Parker - meaning
whos that
who the hell is peter parker?
Peter Parker - definition
A run-of-the-mill nerd that goes to Midtown School of Science and Technology and also has a Stark Industries internship.
Nothing else is going on, really. Who's Spider-Man?
He's definitely not Spider-Man.
Flash Thompson: hey, how's that fake-ass Stark Internship of yours going?
Peter Parker: it's not fake!
Peter Parker - slang
The greatest and cutest cinnamon bun in the Marvel Universe, he is a innocent child. He is also known as Spiderman and Tony Stark's child.
Tony Stark: I am your father.
Peter Parker: Sweet.
Tony Stark: LOOK AT MY SON PRIDE IS NOT THE WORD IM LOOKING FOR THERE IS SO MUCH MORE
Peter Parker: ......Hell yeeeh
Peter Parker
Peter Parker was hot even when he was dust
Peter Parker
Peter Parker is the everyman. He’s the common, average, middle-of-the-road guy that just happens to be endowed with amazing powers when he’s bitten by a radioactive spider. Despite Spidey’s fantastic abilities, Peter Parker still has to deal with the woes of middle-class living. Girl problems, making ends meet, keeping his family together, getting through school; all the tropes of our everyday normal lives lived out through the eyes of a superhero.
Peter Parker is unique amongst the cabal of top tier superheroes.
Peter Parker
Teen who turned to dust in the planet Titan.
-TITAN-
Peter Parker: I don't feel so good. Mr. Stark, what's happening? *stumbles into Tony's arms*
Tony Stank: You're alright kid, you're alright.
Peter Parker: I don't wanna go, sir. Please, I don't wanna go! I don't wanna go!
Tony Stank: * lays Peter down*
Peter Parker: I'm sorry. *turns to dust*