Definder - what does the word mean?

What is for life?

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death! What's that, a bonus?!? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. The you go live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little boy(girl), you go back, you spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, then you finish off as an orgasm!!

Uff... Now that's what life should be!!

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for life - video


For life - what is it?

to attempt to master a difficult videogame/puzzle/craft to perfection in a matter of days by sitting on your ass for hours on end as if (or because) you have no life.

i just got gta 4 yesterday, i'm totally no-lifing that shit for 100%.

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What does "for life" mean?

the activity you are participating in currently

Insert Name is reading UrbanDictionary because it is the most intriguing activity that Insert Name could think of doing at the moment in his life.

(Sailor Jerry says hi)

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For life - what does it mean?

A timed multiple choice exam - which most people end up failing.

"Life is a bitch, and then..."

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For life - meaning

The meaningless void between birth and death.

Life's a bitch, and then you die.

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For life - definition

A sexually-transmitted, terminal disease.

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For life - slang

The best response to the pointless question "how's life?"

Them: Hey dude! How's life?
You knowing this is a horrible conversation starter: life is life

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For life

when one who would generally be pro-choice because they are a liberal or a feminist is against abortion and is pro-life

My mother is a feminist for life.

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For life

forever, for a lifetime

I'll stay with you for life.
For life, homie!

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For life

In Nicki Minaj time, "for life" means 48 minutes.

"Logs off for life"

48 minutes later, is back

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