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What is my hair?
How's hair is a cover up for when something next to you is really bad or awkward. You cant say it out loud to our friend so you just ask them"How's my hair?" and they get the message. Hows my hair can be abbreviated to Hows the hair, hows hair, and even the occasional "hh". You can answer the question if you understand what theyre saying but yelling "Needs a little mousse"
Hannah: So yesterday, I tried to tickle myself in bed at a sleepover and it felt so weird.
Caroline : Oh....Hows my hair?
Jackie : MMMM Needs a little mousse.
*Walks away before catching disease*
my hair - video
My hair - what is it?
A synonym for the phrase, "Your argument is invalid."
Tom: You're a bad friend.
Nicolas: My hair is a bird.
Tom: Nevermind. My argument is invalid.
What does "my hair" mean?
A phrase to say when you're overwhelmed with work, stressed, on a strict deadline, etc.
A way to express being extremely busy or to convey a sense of urgency.
"Yes, I need that information now, we're on deadline here and my hair's on fire"
My hair - what does it mean?
a heated device where you put your hair in between to hot plates and it makes them straight. the people using them either want to have straight hair, or look like asians.
straightening my hair will work perfectly for my asian halloween costume!
My hair - meaning
A typical excuse given when someone doesn’t want to attend a function but has no legitimate reason not to
Matt: Hey do you want to go to the crawfish boil on the 2nd?
Anyone Matt asks: Sorry Matt, I'll be busy washing my hair
My hair - definition
the best feeling in the entire world
if you play with my hair you have niet whole heart
My hair - slang
A call to action for a sexual act in which a man (or woman, though more rare and harder to pull off) ejaculates in their partner(s) hair, resulting in a nice, natural substitute for hair styling gel once it dries up. Difficult to get out after looking sleek all day, however.
Oh my god Mitchell, PLEASE CUM IN MY HAIR
My hair
A female-only announcement meaning "I have to go for a piss". Only heard in the context of women from the NE of Britain.
Ooh give over will you, I've just got to go and wet me hair!
My hair
n.
1. A strange, tangly mess that never looks presentable. It's favorite pastime is to annoy me and to look like a creature from beyond.
2. A thing on my head that requires constant grooming and attention, and straightening
1. Bob: Hey Susie. You look nice today.
Susie: Oh, thanks. I'd look even better if my hair was behaving.
2. Teenage Drama Queen: I hate my hair! It's so ugly, and never straightens the right way *tear*
My hair
The best song off of Ariana Grande 6th studio album “positions”.
Kilo: yo! I was listening to positions last night and this really good song started playing-
Ray: oh! It must’ve been the song “ My hair”