What is oinked?

The sound that a cow makes.

Cow: Oink oink oink oink oink!

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oinked - meme gif

oinked - video

Oinked - what is it?

Another name for swine flu.

'She's caught the oink.'

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What does "oinked" mean?

Word often heard coming from the mouth/snout of a police spokesperson.

Commenting on the policing of the protest, the Metropolitan Commissioner remarked "oink, oink, oink".

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Oinked - what does it mean?

The sound a pig or a fat girl makes when they want to express themselves.

Nima: You hungry girl?
Athina: Oink!

Nima: Eat up

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Oinked - meaning

One Income, No Kids

My girlfriend says I'm a pig, but I'm truly an oink.

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Oinked - definition

The noise that a piggy makes.

Pig 1: *oink*
Pig 2: *oink*

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Oinked - slang

The general harassing behavior police are prone to give.

"Me and my friends were just hanging out at the park, minding our own business when the cops showed up and gave us some oinkness."

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Oinked

To have a sexual encounter with a fat woman.

Jason got oinked last night.

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Oinked

As a teasing remark towards a person's, usually a girl's, snort piggy laugh. Which usually results in the girl chasing the boy in a playful way.

Girl: snort piggy laugh
Andre: oink oink
Girl: Andre!!?! and proceeds to chase boy.

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Oinked

To link to a video featuring the demise of a pig, either by chainsaw (on ogrish) or knife-wielding Croatian (on TheNausea), by masking the URL. These videos are gruesome, because the porcine victims take a while to die (in the chainsaw vid, the pig squirms for a long time after being beheaded), but linking to them is considered funny.

I got oinked yesterday, and now I have nightmares about a psychotic hick running after me with a chainsaw...

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