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What is Kids?
“They’re just weird innit” ~ Heidi
“Kids are weird creatures” ~ also Heidi
Kids - meme gif
Kids - video
Kids - what is it?
Your girlfriend sucked my dick and swallowed all my kids.
What does "Kids" mean?
these kids gave me nightmare
Kids - what does it mean?
The aftermath of a frat party after you took some X and thought you were superman so no mere mortal women could ever conceive you baby.
Trippin Boy: Listen! my sperm is like too powerful for you so like it cant get you like pregnant ya know
Drunk Girl: MMMMMMKAYYYY!!!
(12 months, 2 kids, and 3 heart attacks later)
Not so drunk mom: hey super man wheres my welfare check?
Not so trippy boy: let me just go to krypton and..... PEACE!!
Kids - meaning
things that interupt you while your banging you wife.
"I would have finished if it wasnt for those medling kids!"
Kids - definition
God's punishment for having sex
Suzie: we've been dating for a long time and I need to tell you something
Johnny: Please dont breakup up with me
Suzie: It's not that, geez...I'M PREGNANT, we'll have kids together!
Johnny:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Johnny's screams could be heard from Australia
Kids - slang
Something you don't want to have.
"My kids just set the house on fire."
Kids
Karen has them.
Karen took the kids again.
Kids
These kids are gonna be the end of me.
Kids
The reason condoms were invented.
Frick STI, condoms were invented to prevent kids.