Definder - what does the word mean?

What is off the dick?

stop following me, get out of my hair

jared: hi bob, u look so cool today!

Bob: get off my dick and get a life!

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off the dick - video


Off the dick - what is it?

Basically says "This does not concern me."

John: Hey can I borrow your history book?
Bob: Hell no bitch
John: But I'm going to fail my history test!
Bob: No skin off my dick

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What does "off the dick" mean?

can be used to replace: leave me alone, don't question my authority, shut up, or hello... or for any reason and thats why its funny

drink pussy...
get off my dick

why'd you break the fan?
get off my dick

why are you drunk at noon?
get off my dick

why are you coming back at 9am?
get off my dick

why would you throw a smoke bomb in your own room?
get off my dick

thats not a pirate flag, thats an american flag...you cant steal it
get off my dick

hello
get off my dick

happy easter!
get off my dick

pass the ketchup
get off my dick

what can i get you to drink?
get off my dick

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Off the dick - what does it mean?

a derogatory way of asking someone to stop hounding you or continuously minding your business uninvited.

Get off my dick nigga, you don't know me.

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Off the dick - meaning

An expression used (mostly by males) to stop someone from getting uncomfortably close to them.

Friend: *walks closely beside you*
Person: Man, get off the dick!

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Off the dick - definition

Crazy, extremely funny or eccentric. Someone showing extreme personality, quirkiness or slight retardation

Two friends are walking on the beach, they both walk past a monstrosity of a woman, her folds are beginning to rash and swelter in the heat, and her face is similar to a bull dog chewing on a wasp. One friend says to the other
"Bro, I haven't been laid in so long, I'd prob hit that"
The other friend turns to his counterpart, reels back slightly as he takes in what he has just heard says

"Farrrrrrk, your off your dick, that thing was like Jabba the Hut having a greasy pizza party in a sauna, Yuk"

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Off the dick - slang

When somebody all up in your business, just say "Off my dick!" Or when somebody's hating on you.

Girl: Eww, what you got on ?
Boy: Off my dick! Damn.

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Off the dick

any thing you could imagine. could be really bad or really good.

moody's tractor beam. (off the dick)
five on five football in the hotel room.

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Off the dick

A word that can mean something great, or horrible. Ususlaly pertaining to something sexual.

Moody's Vagina IS OFF THE DICK!

Madden 08} IS OFF THE DICK!

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Off the dick

a phrase that means from the start, or off the jump.

“how much will this cost?” “$250, off the dick.”

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