Definder - what does the word mean?

What is my boner?

Originally said by Butthead to Beavis, the phrase is said when you are watching someting really HOT that causes you a strong erection, and then your friend tell you something totally disguasting or stupid, and that causes your erection to disappear immediatly.

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Beavis: Yeah... and *poop*.
Butthead: What did you say?!
Beavis: I said "poop!".
Butthead: Beavis... you just sank my boner to the ground.

I was watching an awesome music video showing hot chicks in bikinis shaking their booties. And than this ugly, black, fat rapper appeared and it sank my boner to the ground!

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my boner - video


My boner - what is it?

Used in chat rooms, normally by manwhores, this means the guy is asking for a hand job and/or BJ...

Paul1724- Yo Pretty Lady
BlossomKitty- *blushes* Hey Yourself :
Paul1724-Sugar Fluff My Boner ;)

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What does "my boner" mean?

An irrelevant term used when frustrated

Dude you're totally joshing my boner

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My boner - what does it mean?

To try to get rid of your boner while sleeping by folding it sideways parallel to the bed.

Guy 1: "Dude I couldn't get any sleep last night!"
Guy 2: "Why?"
Guy 1:"I was trying to fold my boner."

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My boner - meaning

I need to bury my boner in a tight pussy.

I love to bury my boner in hot woman.

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My boner - definition

An incident that occurs which causes feelings of disappointment.

That test totally farted on my boner.
I told her not to fart on my boner, but she told me the bad news anyway.

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My boner - slang

getting on my nerves, ruining my libido
used in the Gravitation manga series by maki murakami

Dude, stop writing on my face, you're harshing my boner.

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My boner

When someone or something is lame. Can be used by both sexes.

"Man my job is killing my boner day in and day out"

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My boner

An expression used to indicate that someone or something has destroyed your good mood or distracted from a good time.

A: "Jack and Emily's wedding is going to be awesome!"
B: "I heard it was going to be a cash bar."
A: "Well R.I.P. my boner."

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My boner

see my cock

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