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What is mozzarella stick?The process when a male solidifies a large amount of semen right after sex. When it is ready, he forms it into a rod shape using his hand, then deep fries it and/or breads it. He then force feeds it to his sexual partner. Dude, I just mozzarella sticked my girlfriend last night. I got so horny. mozzarella stick - videoMozzarella stick - what is it?The act or instance of jerking off immediately after eating Doritos, without licking the cheese of your fingers first After playing Call of Duty for 48 hours straight, I had a bag of Doritos, performed the Mozzarella Stick, and washed myself with mountain dew. What does "mozzarella stick" mean?Basically, its when you have a cheeky wank at home before you go and meet a girl. When you ejaculate you collect the semen in your foreskin and leave it to set and age like a fine cheese. You then court the girl until she is ready to give you oral sex. When she does so she will get a mouthful of your man made cheese. Ant: Ellen gave me a blowjob last night Mozzarella stick - what does it mean?Someone who you turn to for casual, no-strings-attached hookups. a "snack" of sorts. guy: What's going on with you and Steve? Are you guys dating? Mozzarella stick - meaningTypically, a male has a penis, and some of these males have foreskin. If foreskin is left unwashed for long periods of time after frequent masturbation, βdick cheeseβ is formed. βHey babe, my results came in from my gynecologist! Looks like we can make some Mozzarella Sticks tonight!β Mozzarella stick - definitionDuring SeaNanners' and Sark's GTA V Lets Play's, Sark describes something he saw in a dream. He dreamt that he had eaten a bag of Cheetos and then jerked off without washing his hands before he did so. He dubbed this maneuver the Mozzarella Stick. Man I was so lonely last night that I did a Mozzarella Stick... Mozzarella stick - slangWhen you eat cheetos and jerk it with the cheesy powder still on your hands. Dude, I got so high I did The Mozzarella Stick. Mozzarella stickTo consume a bag of Cheetos (or cheese puffs, cheez doodles, etc.) and then proceed to masturbate without washing your hands so the penis ends up covered in the orange, cheesy dust from the food. Billy: Did you hear about AJ? Mozzarella stickWhen a man traps his partner under the sheets and farts until she or he is knocked out. Then the man poops in a condom, and freezes it for a duration of 1 hour. After the hour, the man shoves the poop condom into their partner leaving them with massive bruise on their vagina or ass. Did you hear about Jim? Mozzarella stickA Mexican Penis That Is Ready To Cum Explode. The cum, or cheese, comes out very slowy and takes forever to swallow. Mexicans get a mozzarella stick when they see latinas. |
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