THE MOST BADASS, INCREDIBLE, TRULY AMAZING FOOD ON THE FUCKING PLANET!! ARE YOU SAD? GO EAT BREAD! ARE YOU MAD? GO EAT BREAD! DO YOU HAVE DEPRESSION?? EAT. SOME. FUCKING. BREAD! WE ARE NOT DESERVING OF THIS TRULY INCREDIBLE DELICACY!!! I THANK GOD FOR ALL THAT I HAVE BUT MOST OF ALL BREAD!!! EATING BREAD IS LIKE A DRUG TRIP WITHOUT THE DRUGS!!! BREAD IS WHERE IT'S AT!!!!!!

BREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Breads - definition

The shit you throw at ducks to get them to fuck off

Me: fuck off (throws bread 50 feet away)
duck: (goes and eats bread)

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Breads - slang

A more formal definition of the previous one. The Breaded Bread religion has been around for centuries. It was created by a holy figure known as Jebus Crust. His loyal Breadlings wrote all of his teachings onto thousands of slices of bread. Until now, the religion has been forgotten. Join the Breaded Bread Church to praise our lord Jebus Crust.

Person 1: Are you religious?
Person 2: Yes, actually. I attend the Breaded Bread church and I praise Jebus Crust.
Person 1: I see. I have more respect for you now. Praise Jebus.

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Breads

Something that you come up with when you have nothing else to do. If you searched for this, you need mental help just like the person that wrote this.

Example 1

Person 1: Tell me something funny and random.
Person 2: Bread bread.
Person 1: Heh.

Example 2

Person 1: Are you good, dude?
Person 2: Breaded bread.
Person 1: That answers my question.

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Breads

A word used to describe someone with dreads and a beard.

Dude, check out that guys breads.

Holy, that guy has mad bread.

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Breads

When someone has dreads, but they are balding as well. This invariably leads to a poor cosmetic outcome, the wearer usually looks like a washed up hippie yoga instructor.

Andy: Did you see Mike? I haven't seen him in a while, his dreads have really started turning into breads. It looks horrid.

Pok: Ouch-at some point, you gotta let go of Jamacia, and say hello to middle age.

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