THE MOST BADASS, INCREDIBLE, TRULY AMAZING FOOD ON THE FUCKING PLANET!! ARE YOU SAD? GO EAT BREAD! ARE YOU MAD? GO EAT BREAD! DO YOU HAVE DEPRESSION?? EAT. SOME. FUCKING. BREAD! WE ARE NOT DESERVING OF THIS TRULY INCREDIBLE DELICACY!!! I THANK GOD FOR ALL THAT I HAVE BUT MOST OF ALL BREAD!!! EATING BREAD IS LIKE A DRUG TRIP WITHOUT THE DRUGS!!! BREAD IS WHERE IT'S AT!!!!!!

BREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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BREAD - slang

The shit you throw at ducks to get them to fuck off

Me: fuck off (throws bread 50 feet away)
duck: (goes and eats bread)

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BREAD

A more formal definition of the previous one. The Breaded Bread religion has been around for centuries. It was created by a holy figure known as Jebus Crust. His loyal Breadlings wrote all of his teachings onto thousands of slices of bread. Until now, the religion has been forgotten. Join the Breaded Bread Church to praise our lord Jebus Crust.

Person 1: Are you religious?
Person 2: Yes, actually. I attend the Breaded Bread church and I praise Jebus Crust.
Person 1: I see. I have more respect for you now. Praise Jebus.

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BREAD

Something that you come up with when you have nothing else to do. If you searched for this, you need mental help just like the person that wrote this.

Example 1

Person 1: Tell me something funny and random.
Person 2: Bread bread.
Person 1: Heh.

Example 2

Person 1: Are you good, dude?
Person 2: Breaded bread.
Person 1: That answers my question.

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BREAD

BREAD is the descriptive of the powerfull godlord bread.

(And why are you even searching this up you idiot if you don't know this you are dumb and have no education.)

I AM BREAD

(Definition 2. Can I have some bread ➡️🍞 )
The food bread was named after the godlord himself BREAD because it was so good.)

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