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What is Jebus?
WARNING: This is not a real definition, this is a joke made by me and some friends, which you can take on if you wish
Jebus is Jesus's secret brother, but was exiled to limbo and forgoten, this was because he was always getting high. The thing that really got him was that Jebus refused to use the natural weed which God planted on Earth, no Jebus insisted on using his own special brand of weed which he created himself using the clouds, so Limbo has now be come mainly fields of weed.
Heres some Jebus, Jesus and anti-Christ Facts
Jesus: Father - God, Mother - Mary. The Perfect Good
Jebus: Father - God & Satan, Mother - Mary The Normal
Anti-Christ: Father Satan, Mother - Mary. The Perfect Evil
So in fact all 3 of them are brothers, all with the same mother, and only 2 father between them, this is the reason that Jebus started getting high, because God would ignore him cause he was not his perfect good son and satan because he was not his perfect evil son.
A Church of the 3 Sons is curently being set up and you will be informed when it is finised being created
Me: When I Die I'm going to Limbo and getting High with Jebus :D
Jebus - meme gif
Jebus - video
Jebus - what is it?
What my teenage daughter, who doesn't like to curse, says when something is absolutely, unbelievably ridiculous.
"Did you see that outfit? Jebus!"
What does "Jebus" mean?
Just a damn cool thing to say.
But I don't even believe in Jebus
Jebus - what does it mean?
1. A one time hobo, who was a leader of the hobo wars in a crusade against the rich, living in a two story box on 4th street. Jebus fought along side of billy bob bert who died tragically alongside hime, but the crusades were won.
Jebus lives on the moon to this day trying to find a cure for cancer.
2. Homer Simpson's grammar error
We can now differentiate from the Chinese communists thanks to Jebus.
Lord, praise Jebus!
Jebus - meaning
Something that most people think came from the simpsons when in actual fact that was a referance to a miss print in an edition of the bible which alot of shows have referanced
the earlyest referance found was in The Old Testament of the Bible where it mentions a people called the Jebusites
Jebus has also been referanced as the original place name of Jerusalem until it was conquered by the Israelites.
jebus, It's supposed to say jesus right
Jebus - definition
A heroic knights drug supplier
Ae canny waet to get mae ol patch from mae Jebus
Jebus - slang
The home city of the Jebusites; conquered by Kind David and renamed Jerusalem.
"Hey, did you ever notice that on page 375 of this thing, it says 'Jebus'?"
"Huh...It's supposed to be Jesus, right?"
Jebus
A character from Madness combat
Very different from the other one known as Jesus
“It has gotten out of hand” - Jebus
Jebus
A version of the word Jesus created by Homer Simpson when he became a missionary. Used for comical purposes instead of using Jesus. Also used in games to avoid Nazi-language filters. (eg Coke Music)
Sweet zombie Jebus that was cool!
Jebus
Homer Simpson's version of God.
"I can't be a missionary! I don't even believe in Jebus!"