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What is jesus?
and redeems them for valuable cash and prizes
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jesus - video
Jesus - what is it?
A word impossible to define, Greater than any possible definition.
Jesus you know what's in my heart without me saying it.
What does "jesus" mean?
the only perfect man to ever walk the face of this earth and give hope a definition
Luke 8:28
When he saw Jesus, he cried out and fell at his feet, shouting at the top of his voice, "what do you want with me, Jesus, Son of the Most High God? I beg you don't torture me!"
Jesus, Son of God
Jesus - what does it mean?
Jesus is the way to God. He died for all of us and loves us very much.
Jesus answered, "I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me."-John 14:16
Jesus - meaning
A cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father that can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master so that he can remove an evil force in your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
Easter: Happy Zombie Jesus Day!
Jesus - definition
The most well-known Jew, after Woody Allen.
Woody Allen is a mitzvah to humankind! Jesus? What chutzpah!
Jesus - slang
jesus (verb) to make a girl cum twice. (derived from the second coming of Jesus Christ)
Person1: Is your girl still mad at you?
Person2: Nah I jesus'd her and we're good now.
Jesus
dude jesus died on a cross and came back 3 days later
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Jesus Christ is the son of God according to the Christian faith.
Jesus is my homeboy. Amen.
Jesus
The guy who came and died on the cross to pay the debt of my sins.
Analogy:
In the court...
Judge: Danapal, you have a debt.
Danapal: Yes,I am sorry, it won't happen again.
Jesus walks in and hands the judge the money I owe.
Danapal: Thank you Jesus!