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What is Mozzarella?
The unintentional ejaculation of a bead of seminal fluid inside ones' under garments.
Your typical ‘Mozzarella Moment’ occurs when a male comes across a fine female specimen who he finds particularly poignant. Given that the scenario does not involve prolonged sexual arousal, only a tiny bead of love-milk escapes the male, resulting in a minuscule hot mess.
The semen discharge resembles the minute drip of fresh coagulated milk that is seen escaping from fresh mozzarella when pressure is applied using a fork, or any other form of silverware.
Dude, I had a mozzarella moment while watching my hot colleague drinking a glass of cold water.
Mozzarella - meme gif
Mozzarella - video
Mozzarella - what is it?
A guy who trains a disabled stand user into being a spin user, unaware that that disabled stand user kid is gonna be killing the president. Fucking crippled ass cowboy kid gonna kick Funny Valentine's ass.
HE GOT GOLD PLATED TEETH
HE ITALIAN
HE GAY
perfecto being.
neato.
e.
he can S O N G .
PIZZA MOZZARELLA PIZZA MOZZARELLA RELLA RELLA RELLA RELLA RELLA..r e l l a..
the golden rectangle tho.
h u h.
Johnny: Gyro, I know we need to win this race but Jesus told to me to kil- Gyro? Gyro??
Gyro: PIZZA MOZZARELLA, PIZZA MOZZARELLA, RELLA RELLA RELLA RELLA RELLA RELLA RELLA..RELLA...rell..a..
What does "Mozzarella" mean?
The most beautiful thing on this Earth that is far superior to three cheese tortellini
Gyro: Pizza Mozzarella, Piza Mozzarella, rella rella rella rella
Johnny: Wow that is catchy. Specifically the "rella rella rella rella" part
Mozzarella - what does it mean?
It is used in conversations and seeks to point out to the other listener something really pleasant, attractive or noteworthy.
The word was first introduced in puerto rico in the year 2008 and has become a regular expresion all troughout the island. It has recently become a popular expresion in sex related situations were the taker asks for the "mozzarela".
"oh papi gimme some more mozzarella"
"hey man that new porshe is the mozarella"
anita: "wow julio those new shoes are great"
julio: "yeah! i just saw them and tought: mozzarella!"
Mozzarella - meaning
"She's putting the mozzarella right in your face"
Mozzarella - definition
Verb; The act of sexually pleasuring one's self
I don't have a girlfriend, so I have to mozzarella.
Mozzarella - slang
put down meaning wack or cheese as hell
man this shit is Mozzarella as hell sounds like some retards did this shit
Mozzarella
Mozzarella is a type of cheese made from Italian buffalo's milk by the pasta filata method. Mozzarella is also used in popular dishes throughout many countries, though originally Italian.
If global warming meant temperatures rose by one or two degrees, France would become a desert, which would be no bad thing. The Scots would grow wine and make buffalo mozzarella.
- Michael O'Leary
Mozzarella
A slur used against people of Italian descent. “The use of the word Mozzarella as an ethnic slur... is a regionalism," said Mr Tamburri, who is a third-generation Italian American. "It's definitely something more local than it is national."
Kevin: Mozzarella!
Vinny: That is offensive, please don’t use that word again.
Mozzarella
Traditionally to take a ball of wetted tissue paper that resembles a ball of mozzarella and throw it in somebody's face while they are sleeping (preferably with a hangover or drunk). With the addition of recent technology, documentation of mozzarella-ing has increased tenfold. Popular documentation methods include photography, but better yet, video. You can go 'oldskool' by using tissue paper or the increasingly popular 'nuskool' method of using a genuine piece of mozzarella. See 'mozzarella prank' Youtube
1. Let's go mozzarella his arse!
2. He got mozzarella-ed so bad, we even got it on video! Oh shit let's see. Youtube!
3. Nuskool Mozzarella to the face!
4. There's gonna be plenty of mozzarella-ing tonight!