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What is manstruate?
n. To become moody, bloated, and generally vaginal. only applicable to males.
v: -ing -ate -ated
archaic: manstrizzling
You can tell by his pissy attitude and bloody underwear that he's going through manstruation.
She went out with his best friend, so he's all manstruating and shit.
manstruate - video
Manstruate - what is it?
manstruate, manstruation
masculine variation on menstruate,
When a man displays behavior that is reminiscent of mood swings brought on by the female monthy cycle.
Brian has been a bitch all day; he must be manstruating.
What does "manstruate" mean?
This happens when a guy complains like a woman when she's having her period.
Grow some balls, clean the sand out of your vagina and don't manstruate in my house 'cause "Sewing with Nancy" was cancelled.
Manstruate - what does it mean?
(not to be confused under any circumstances with menstruating, therefore, it's spelled with an a after the m, and not an e): very offensive, for men to be incessantly quetching and complaining about this and that, and pentoute not behaving like a typical pragmatic rational male.
advice for men who hate their boss: stop manstruating about how you hate your boss and don't make enough money, read John Gray's Men are from Mars, women are from Venus, and then behave like a rational, pragmatic male by changing jobs.
Manstruate - meaning
When a guy gets really hormonal and PMS-y. They get random mood swings. It comes more often than once a month.
John was very moody Saturday. He must have been manstruating.
Manstruate - definition
when men act like bitches all month long
Oh my God he must be manstruationing he's acting like a bitch!
Manstruate - slang
When a male is going through a period of increased irritability and moodiness.
Geez, Jermaine, what's up with HB? He's been so pissy lately. He must be manstruating. Give him a manpon.
Manstruate
verb: a. when a guy bleeds from his ass every time he takes a poo due to one or more anal fissures
b. to be in a bad mood all day from the pain of ripping your anal fissure again and bleeding like a girl simply because you have to do your business
a. I really need to see about this. When I manstruate twice a day the pain is almost unbearable, and now I think I'm going anemic.
b. Sorry, I didn't mean to bite your head off like that. I manstruate daily now, and it's starting to work on my self-esteem.
Manstruate
To be a weepy, cranky, mopey little bitch of a man just like your ex girlfriend acted once a month. Before she left you. For your Dad.
You are crying so much, is it your time of month to manstruate?
Manstruate
When a guy starts acting really crabby, and complaining much like a woman on her period.
Eric: "I am sick and tired of cleaning up your crap, Paul. Keep it on your side of the room!"
Paul: "Woah, sorry dude. No need to manstruate at me- I'll clean it up!"
James: "Dude, what's up with Jeff? He's been really crabby lately."
Harry: "Yea, I know. He's probably manstruating."