Definder - what does the word mean?

What is mopey?

When you are wearing muck Boots and step in mud and go to take a step but pull your foot out of your boot and place it in the mud thinking your boot was still on. Then you mope around the rest of the day like your dog just died and you got butt fucked at the funeral.

Oh shit! I just mopey taylor'ed myself. Fuck!

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Mopey - what is it?

Erectile dysfunction.

Ahab tried to get it up so he could bum Queequeg, but there was nothing he could do about his Mopey Dick.

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What does "mopey" mean?

The listless/sad/unproductive feeling you get when you are away from your loved one.

"I'm such a mopey cunt when she's not around!"

"Stop being such a mopey cunt! You'll see him soon"

"He's being such a mopey cunt, listening to power ballads again"

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Mopey - what does it mean?

A mopey fuck is a person who is always pessimistic and sad about every bloody event in their life. A mopey fuck will constantly act glum regardless of the occasion and often persistently talk about how terrible their life is and will always find a negative to even the happiest of events.

Mopey Fucks are unlike normal realists, despite being miserable about life's misfortunes, they seem to bring them upon themselves by constantly being pessimistic, in fact, they seem to enjoy misery and suffering, despite how much they piss and moan about it.

Person 1: My gosh, it's such an awesome day outside! The sun is shining brightly in the cloudlessly blue sky, a cool breeze is gently rippling the crisp air....

Person 2: All I see is pain and misery...

Person 1: Go piss off, you mopey fuck.

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Mopey - meaning

Person who lacks energy/enthusiasm. One who is boring or lame and unwilling to participate in a fun activity because they are too busy being a herb.

I asked Jeremy to come out to the bar with me tonight, but instead he's going to be a mopey dick and play WOW all night. (world of war craft)

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Mopey - definition

One who is depressed or sad, usually for no specific reason.

Person 1: Adam looks really sad.
Person 2: Yeah, he's being a mopey grape.

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Mopey - slang

Quiet, not talking, sluggish.

Orlando C is sitting on the couch mopey.

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Mopey

Sad, sluggish, lonely, depressed.

He was feeling "mopey" today because he missed his friend.

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Mopey

a state of (often attention seeking and usually false) depression over the distant past which people REALLY don't care about any more.

Stop being so MOPEY bout...Wall street crash, fall of Roman Empire, breakup of Ottoman Empire, Bubonic Plague, Great Fire of London, being dumped by Ciara.

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Mopey

To feel sad or feeling down about somthing.
A person given to gloomy or dejected moods.

I was feeling mopey yesterday because my mom whooped my ass.

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