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What is manpon?
The male equivalent of tampon, used in administering to the menses of the mangina.
"You still crying about that, Ted? Maybe it's time to change your manpon".
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Manpon - what is it?
a tampon designed exclusively for men ussually needed for men on there period (meriod) and are displaying pms symptoms
man john is so oversensitive someone should should get him a manpon for his meriod
What does "manpon" mean?
Tightly wound toilet paper that is used to absorb blood from having gotten your "cheeks busted" (prison raped). Often used daily 2 to 3 days after an incident.
"Chad busted my cheeks on the yard, gotta use a manpon for the next few days."
Manpon - what does it mean?
A wadded up piece of tissue, toilet paper, or paper towel, used to soak up a swampy sweat ass, depending on the degree of moisture.
It is so hot out here, I need to change my manpon before my date
Manpon - meaning
Placing toilet paper or any other absorbing material in the ass crack to soak up sweat during the day.
Man, my ass sweats at work and I have that "not so fresh feeling". This hairnet is a great manpon!
Manpon - definition
Used in Correctional Facilities-Wad of toilet paper inserted into ones ass to keep from leaking if one has had his O-ring blown out too many times.
that dude has been punked so many times he needs a manpon.
Manpon - slang
the solution to LBS (leeky butt syndrome-- definition also found on urbandictionary.com)
when a man has such bad diahrrea he wads up toilet paper and covers the anal cavaty as to not leek diahrrea into his boxers.
"man we drank so much last night!"
"yeah dude. i've got LBS so bad i have to put in a manpon when i go to class!"
Manpon
when a highly spicy food causes a man to have such bad diarrhea that he has to use a tampon in his ass. a.k.a. "manpon".
man #1 says to other: "whoah that chili was so hot i needed to use a manpon to stop the diarrhea".
man #2: "i know i had to use one yesterday after i ate those spicy tacos."
Manpon
A paper towel like device inserted in the rectum of a gay man or a prisoner in order to stop the leakage of cum coming out of their butt-hole
Corrections Officer Schmidt removed a long piece of toilet paper from Inmate 015612's ass. Upon examining it, Office Schmidt didn't find shit but rather a white substance that resembled semen. When questioned about the toilet paper, Inmate 015612 said that it was a manpon.
Manpon
Anything a guy uses, like toilet paper or anything like that, used to plug or cover your asshole to absorb things like mudbutt, anal leakage, and/or shart
Guy 1: What the fuck is that smell??
Guy 2: Oh that's my old manpon, I've been eating a bunch of spicy foods and haven't changed it for two days.