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What is menses?
A female who complains, whines, bitches, or rants via online media such as twitter, facebook, text message, or email as if she was on her period.
"Dude, did you see Pam's facebook status? Total E-menses"
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menses - video
Menses - what is it?
The fertility-cycle-based intentions driving a woman's actions.
Often used to second-guess or disregard feminine figures and their points of view.
"We can't have a woman as President of the United States! Her menses rea would get us into World War III!"
"She was acting hysterical over the smallest things...must've been consumed by menses rea."
What does "menses" mean?
1. When a woman's period begins at an inopportune time.
2. When a woman's period blood comes out all clotted and chunky, and a man observes it.
3. When a woman's vagina bleeds, and somehow the blood gets on your mother.
1. I was going down on that bitch when suddenly instead of pussy juices, blood started gushing all over my face giving me a clown moustache. That's some unfortunate menses.
2. That meatball stew was some unfortunate menses.
3. My mother hates unfortunate menses, but your mom loves it.
Menses - what does it mean?
The perfect man.
A combination of Misha Collins, Jensen Ackles, and Jared Padalecki.
Coined by castielsprofoundbond on tumblr.
The only man I want is Mensed Colackelecki
Menses - meaning
Similar to the Cupid shuffle, only you rip out your tampon mid song and butt plug the closest person to your right.
Blanche's ears perked up as she heard her favorite song come on, "oh shit, it's the MENSES SCAT!" (extremely loud cork popping noises echo throughout).
Menses - definition
A lively and continuous change of emails, text messages or any form of instant messaging between two persons for the purpose of courtship and mating. Usually participants do not want to be the ones sending out the last message, out of pride and/or fear of having ruined it.
I met this guy on a party last Friday and we’re having this amazing menses-battle ever since I left. He’s awesome! I will definitely meet him again.
Menses - slang
The time when a woman is crazed with anger, mood swings and all around bitchiness resulting from her menstrual cycle.
Amanda was always difficult to be around when she was experiencing menses madness.
Menses
to label someone who is acting like a retard ,mental patient or a cripple
i.e someone that may need to be commited to a mental hospital. (eg Adam Sandler)
1. stop being such a mense!!!!
2. if you dont stop being a mence we will check you into the IHC.
3. im not a mence, i just have ADHD.
Menses
When one man is sucking the life out of another man’s dick and right as the man receiving head is ejaculating, the first man bites the tip of the penis off and the second man screams so loud, he screams in tune, as if he’s singing a high g note. the first man proceeds to sautés the tip while singing the old tune, Yankee Doodle.
“dude, bryan was mensing the hell out of his boyfriend last night”
Menses
Another way to say your period, or menstruation.
I think she has had her menses already.