Definder - what does the word mean?

What is hairnet?

When the person you just penetrated is in an unconscious state you grab the condom you were just using and squeeze out the jizz that remained, and then mess around with their hair so when they wake up theres dried out cum all over their head and it looks like a hairnet. (Works best on brunettes)

AHhhhh dude......ive never pulled off such a bewildering alaskan Hairnet.....it was glorious.

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Hairnet - what is it?

hairnets are people, who have that greasy slicked back hair or stringy slimed down hair. often found wearing hairnets.

"Alex is such a hairnet!"

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What does "hairnet" mean?

The sad condition when men with average sized genitalia exit a lake or other cold body of water and have their miniaturized package trapped by an entangled mass of pubic hair.

Man, that water was so cold I had some painful hairnet action.

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Hairnet - what does it mean?

A thin, usually black net, put on the head, used to keep the hair tight, avoiding spillage, food contamination etc. Used by chefs, cooks, waiters etc., also sometimes used by people with wigs.

"You’ll put on those kitchen whites, the glasses, and the hairnet."
Stephen King, 11/22/63

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