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What is Ted?
A person who kills a joke by stating something obvious. Derivative of the scene from Family Guy where Ted Turner says 'Like a bisexual'.
Guy 1: And she called me Brendan!
Guy 2: Haha that's funny!
Guy 3: It's funny, because your name is Brian!
Guy 1 & 2: Thanks Ted.
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Ted - video
Ted - what is it?
A smoking high addict 24/7 but still lovable to those he trust. He does not give a fuck about anything and does whatever he wants.
Girl said, Someone set off the alarm!!
Girl 2 replied, It's Ted again.
What does "Ted" mean?
The name ted is to be very smooth and sexy around girls. They seem to be able to talk to them easily.
Person 1: I met a guy who was really smooth with girls today
Person 2: You must have met Ted.
Ted - what does it mean?
A true epic gamer and musician.
Woah he’s such a Ted
Ted - meaning
the final boss of TED Talks, only achievable after listening to every talk ever released fully
Bob: Holy shit dude is that Ted?!
Tyler: Who is Ted and why does he talk so much?
Ted - definition
Ted synonym’s : “perfection” “godlike” “sexy” “Ultimate sex God”"Kick-on King" "bulldog enthusiast"
Commonly known as the most interesting man in the world, there is never a dull moment with a ted.
Although ted is getting old. Ted is in his 30's. Let's hope ted can keep up his reputation.
Person 1: I met a guy who was really smooth with girls today
Person 2: you must have met ted
That's my teddy
Ted - slang
Ted is a girl/boy who needs a hug, they are an amazing person a lot of people fall in love with ted leading ted to have heartbreak if you know a ted keep them they’re a great person to be around they are willing you make you happy than themselves treat them well and they’ll do the same they are quite and shy but once you get to know them there loud and funny
Woah they’re really cool but so quite, oh that’s ted
Ted
Ted gets wasted everyday and he banged a chick at work.
Ted
A true soul mate! Very loyal, and a true man who provides for his family and is a Knight in shining armor. He defends his Lord, and all that he loves. Friend, lover, and ass kicker!!
If he ever thought his Princess was being lured or bated he would prepare for war. To see a guy defend his LOVE, you'd say.... OH MY.... That man is such a Loyal Lover, he's an awesome , one of a kind Ted. Yep, that is, my Teddy Boy.
Ted
He is my best friend. He's someone who's always smiling no matter what the circumstances. Someone who never judges anyone. Someone whom is always there for you through thick and thin. A goofy, silly guy who loves cracking jokes at the most awkward, yet somehow appropriate, moments. The love of my life.
Ted is my hero.