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What is tampon?

The world's best fix for nose bleeds.

Look at that freak with the tampon! At least his nose isn't bleeding

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Tampon - what is it?

A bulletshaped device to absorbe menstrual fluids during menstruation.
Once used,a very wanted product for my dear uncle D.R.Acula
Best human invention ever,and the string comes out so handy. he says.

cup of tampontea my dear chap? he uses to say to me.

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What does "tampon" mean?

a tube shapped device that is shoved up your vajayjay. Expands when wet!

Why is my tampon in your nose?!

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Tampon - what does it mean?

a bullette shaped peice of cotton that the femal species insert into their vaginal opening to absorb the blood but if a tampon is inserting the wrong way it can cause severe discomfort ( the feminine "time" iten that ladies most fear but actually when inserted correctly causes not pain at all and are quite comfortable)

She insterted a tampon

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Tampon - meaning

the thing a girl "inserts" when she has her period. has to be changed every 4 to 8 hours to prevent the growing of bactiria which can be fatal. (also see pad)if not inserted far enough it can be uncomfortable.

i have to go to the bathroom to cange my tampon, cause its uncomfortable to sit and feel like i have an erection.

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Tampon - definition

The next level of being a douchebag, when someone tries to insert an opionon when its not asked for, attempts to force something, causes frustration and irritation, or is being obnoxious.

"God, can you believe he tried to have sex with her when she was on her period? What a douchebag"

"No,what a freaking tampon"

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Tampon - slang

A tampon is a feminine product people use when they are on their period. To insert you simply open up your legs and stick it up your vagina. It will absorb all of the period blood inside your privates and voila, you don't have to wear a diaper or a pad. Girls and women find these very helpful when they pms. It does the job without showing a 'bulge' or making it obvious you are wearing a pad. They are very discreet.
Tampons can be found in almost any grocery store/ pharmacy. Popular brands of tampons are kotex and tampax. Just make sure that it stays hidden beneath your clothing or bathing suit.

1. Guy: Hey girl, you got a loose string on your bikini bottom. Let me get it for you.
Girl: No you creep that's my tampon string!

2. Girl: Ugh, I have to wear sweatpants so my pad is not obvious!
Friend: No you don't. Here's a tampon, nobody will see it

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Tampon

A small nuclear-warhead shaped bunch of cotton inside of either a flushable cardboard or pearly kinda plastic applicator, with a little cotton string on the end to pull the tampon out with. Hurts sometimes. Always wrapped in a noisy plastic wrapper. We chicks put these in our fish tacos when we get our rag. Changed every 8 hours, with an extended use posing a risk for TSS (toxic shock syndrome).

Yeah Tom. Thats a tampon. And no, you can't help me put it in.

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Tampon

A compacted tubular-shaped piece of cotton with a plastic applicator that women insert into their vagina when they're having their period.Has a string on the bottom end to allow retrieval after a few hours. The string hangs out beyond the labia, so if you're wearing a thong and a short skirt, make sure the string doesn't show when you bend over.

he: I don't mind buying condoms but don't try sending me for tampons or pads just because you didn't plan on ever having another period !

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Tampon

A compacted tubular-shaped piece of cotton with a plastic applicator that women and emo boys insert into their vaginas when they're having their period.

The XhardxcoreX emo boy shoved a heavy flow tampon up his ass before going to school.

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