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What is man dick?
Wen you cut your gfls vagina hair while laying upside down and put glue on your penis. Making your penis a man bear dick.
OMG Martha stewart would make the greatest man bear dick.
man dick - video
Man dick - what is it?
For purposes of trick photography, you hide your own penis and present another persons penis (sans body) in the photograph, to give the allusion of it being cut off (similar to horse manning).
That was a hilarious dick manning photo with your penis tucked backwards and your friends penis between your legs.
What does "man dick" mean?
a dick-man is a person who is very full of themselves, a person who has a very sarcastic tone who also makes smerky comments when he feels that the situation does not suit him in favor. This person feels that he is smart and thinks that he is too busy to hang out or pick up his phone. A Dick-man tends to never pick up when you call him nor does he attempt to look at his phone when he knows it is ringing. In addition a dick-man will never call you back because he is either playing golf, watching the golf channel or sports center. A dick-man tends to be very boring with an old man personality. When a dick-man is watching TV he also tends to slouch on the couch and has a scary look on his face. There is also a saying about a dick-man: when a dick-man cant see what a dick-man cant be, a dick-man cant see what a dick-man cant be. In other words a dick-man cannot accept what he cannot be. SO as a result he reverts to asshole actions like pretending he is tired, or has to get up early, making smerky comments, never picking up, saying he is busy and of course playing golf. A DICK-MAN's full potential comes out when he is drunk, when this happens he goes to the extreme and acts like such an asshole but doesn't realize it. When in a group situation and when a dick-man says a dick-man comment people should yell DICK-MAN DICK-MAN DICK-MAN DICK-MAN and point directly to his ear, until he knows that his action was not right. A Dick-man is usually really insecure.
Ashtin: Hey man do you know why carson isn't picking up his phone?
Jones: No dude i haven't talked to him in a while
Ashtin: Why does he do this?
Jones: i dont know man.... he's probably playing golf or mark kicked his ass again
Ashtin: Or maybe just acting like a giant cenday-munga hahaha EEEEE-yeaaaaa
Jones: Dude he's just being a DICK-MAN!
Ashtin: He really is such a dick-man
Man dick - what does it mean?
April 25th when its legal to cut any mans dick off that was bad to you
Victim:Do you know what day is it?
(Male)r@pist:No what?
Victim:Its national cut a mans dick off
R@pist:What??
Victim:*cuts his dick off*
Man dick - meaning
If anyone needs me I'll be out in the hall, sucking the tin man's dick.
Man dick - definition
a jock who is so hell bent on being 'cool', that he dose not realize everyone fucking hates him/her.
bill: after chad scored that winning touchdown he totally blew me off in the hallway.
ted: yeah he's starting to be a real douche-all-man-dick.
Man dick - slang
Verb;
Made up in older times by a stocky, grey-haired lumberjack named Ol' Danny Boy.
Now modernly used as a violent term when extremely mad, usually shouted with extreme prejudice at someone for a minor inconvenience or insult the shouter would have taken offense to.
(Verb)~
(you arrive at the theater and are dumbfounded and furious to see that the movie you wanted to enjoy is sold out)
customer-What the hell! I drove five miles to see this movie and its sold out just great!
employee- Sorry sir better luck next time.
customer-You know what, Go Suck a Man's Dick!
Man dick
The theorem that someone has watched so much porn in their early teens that once they have matured, masturbation and simple pornography does not arouse them.
“Bro Moyers you asked that girl for nudes?”
“Sorry man, x-vids just ain’t cutting it”
“Man you weren’t lying, you do gotta old man dick”
Man dick
A big long cock with a juicy vain on top
I’ve got a man dick
Man dick
a mans penis in which he uses to fuck people with
jon doesnt have a man dick