Definder - what does the word mean?

What is theorem?

A theorem that states allows you to find the probability of the condition of an event given that the event occurred. Can also be used whenever there is a hard math or physics problem.

Marty: This is a very hard geomapping problem
Timmy: Use Bayes' Theorem
Marty: wait why
Timmy: Baycause it is Bayes' Theorem

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Theorem - what is it?

For any projectile β in use in a typical gym match, involving any game with a projectile (volleyball, kickball, etc), the closer in proximity that the ball lands to Saniel, regardless of team or positive/negative effect, the more likely the situation is to go wrong and hurt the team.

See Corollary to the Saniel Theorem

The Saneil Theorem gaurantees success to anyone that hits the ball towards Saniel

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What does "theorem" mean?

when there is a mathematical problem and there is nearly no solution to solve the problem, yeet theorem may be useful as it ignores every mathematical rules and move the symbols in the equation easily. it may be used as a reference

Show that 3^2=9
Since 23 is the 9th prime number, 3^2=9 (yeet theorem)

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Theorem - what does it mean?

Simply stated, the combination of any nationality with any noun can be used to construct a novel name for a sexual act.

Applications of the Hsieh Theorem resulted in the following names of sexual acts: the Italian oil change, the Greek photocopier, the Brazilian lawnmower ... and so on.

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Theorem - meaning

The only geometric theorem that will be used in the real world, primarily by tall people figuring out the best way to sleep in short people beds and TV manufacturers trying to find the largest possible number to put on the box.

Student 1: The pythagorean theorem is actually useful!
Student 2: Really? What's the pissgoreporn theorem?
Student 1: I don't fucking know!

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Theorem - definition

The most complex equation ever devised - so powerful that it can solve any problem, providing that the correct formulee is provided. In short, the mangolious theorem is capable of solving absolutely anything - and is the answer to all questions.

The mangolious theorem is so long and complicated, that only its creater can even begin to use it.

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Theorem - slang

The concept that the triangle is the most powerful element

John: Hey what did we do in math today?
Willie: We learned about the Major Theorem.

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"B" being the number of bowls smoked, "P" being the amount of people partaking in aforementioned smoke. Note that all bowls must satisfy MMBP(1) standards.

if "P" is greater than 4:
B is greater than or equal to 1/2(P)

if "P" is less than 4:
B is greater or equal to P

(1) MMBP: Max's Massive Bowl Protocol

Person 1: "Man im tired, we've smoked too much..."
Person 2, 3, 4 (simultaneously): " We have to keep smoking, we have not satisfied Chens theorem yet!

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The scientifically proven process of justifying any sound made in the world is truly "charts" masquerading as another sound. In other words every sound is actually the word "charts".

A hard slap of the face sounds just like CHART (according to the Charts Theorem).

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1. That which is considered and established as a principle; hence, sometimes, a rule. not theories, but theorems, the intelligible products of contemplation, intellectual objects in the mind, and of and for the mind exclusively.
2. (math.) a statement of a principle to be demonstrated.
note: a theorem is something to be proved, and is thus distinguished from a problem, which is something to be solved. In analysis, the term is sometimes applied to a rule, especially a rule or statement of relations expressed in a formula or by symbols

1- By the theorems, which your polite and terser gallants practice, I re-refine the court, and civilize their barbarous natures.

2- the binomial theorem; Taylor's theorem.

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