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What is lobster tail?
Actually not a euphemism or metaphor for anything, some guys just fucking love lobster tails
This guy is homeless, but he loves cooking up lobster tails and eating olives straight from the jar
lobster tail - video
Lobster tail - what is it?
When having sexual intercourse with a female of choice near a window, quickly exchange with a well trained goat to make her think you are still doing her, whilst you run outside and go to the window and wave at her, resulting in a wtf moment, but increased pleasure for the goat.
TIP: give the goat time to reach climax, therefore your tip will be of higher sorts.
The other day i heard my mans Nick slammed the shit out of Shelby, so i asked if he did anything special and he said he pulled the Canadian Lobster Tail on that dumb bitch
What does "lobster tail" mean?
Mom's fat cock. Huge massive shlong. Guinness world record holder for fattest cock.
Did you hear yao got to see mom's lobster tail? he said that shit was humungous
Lobster tail - what does it mean?
A really huge and healthy dump.
1.Dude i didnt flush come look at this chocolate lobster tail.
2.Wow I feel so much better, musta laid a 5 pound chocolate lobster tail in there
Lobster tail - meaning
A delicious seafood creation any young lady will enjoy. First you have sex with your lady while she is on her period. Make sure to plug the vagina vigorously as to maximize the amount of blood flow from the vagina. Then pull out and allow the blood to dry for approx 10-15 minutes. By now your weiner will have gone flacid again. Now, get an erection again the dried blood will crack throughout your penis shaft looking like a "lobster tail". Finally have your girl whip out a seafood neck napkin and start sucking down on this delicious cajan treat.
Susie: Is tonight really seafood night???
Dave: Sure fucking is!
Susie: Good thing I'm on my period!!!
Dave: That was great, give me 10-15 minutes and I'll have this Louisiana Lobster Tail ready for you.
Lobster tail - definition
A sex act in which one person partially squeezes poop out and then dips it in butter and the second person sucks on it.
"Dude, that lobster-tail tasted like shit."
"That's the point."
Lobster tail - slang
This is where one person takes a shit, holds it as it's about halfway out so it hangs there, then dips it in butter while someone else sucks on it.
Have you ever been Lobster Tailed?
Lobster tail
After treating your sweetheart to a very fancy dinner at Red Lobster, you shoot your load so hard that it wraps around the back of their head -- forming a hardened lobster tail in their hair.
"Hey, baby, let's finish up this shrimp scampi so we can hurry home and give you a nice lobster tail."
Lobster tail
Getting head for a constant hour. The cock emerges having a striking resemblence to a lobster tail.
Damn girl, you gave me one hellacious lobster tail. (girl) "YES!!!"
Lobster tail
Related to the shocker. Cross your index and middle finger together then your ring and pinky fingers. Sink that into both holes of your chick.
Makr gave Laura got the lobster tail last night and now his fingers are all twisted.